Hatu Al-Harja

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2006-12-03T20:26:00.000+01:00

United States Evil Intention Against Saudi Arabia

2006-08-04T21:16:00.000+02:00

I have just recieved an e-mail from a trusted source. Truth rang it's bell while lies surfaced and rearranged itself as theory.

As the above-mentioned heading is self-explanatory, Saudi Arabia in particular and the countries forming the Muslim Ummah in general, need to be prepared for the worst that is forthcoming. The economic and social stability is not complete if we don not have massive military power both in terms of defense and offense.
As we have seen in Lebanon and Iraq, the requirement of not only irrevocable defense but of offensive power & strength for the Muslim countries is the need of the hour, otherwise, every Muslim country will have the similar fate as of Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon and ,,,,,,,,,, who ever is next!
Now, turning back our attention on the main topic, we first of all need to understand the sequence of the entire step-by-step planning of the enemies. A brief glance at the events that has happened in our surrounding over the past few months will easily determine the fate of our future. So, below-mentioned is the recap of the situation so far: Recap at the most recent events:

1. As the war in Lebanon continues, both America and the West including United Kingdom are trying their level best to break the Muslim Ummahs unity and in this regard, BBC in its news telecast on 3rd August 2006 propagated the US machinerys comments that Iraq is near Civil War! If we closely monitor the situation, we will know that US and the West is trying to start a CIVIL WAR in Iraq that will ultimately remove the world’s focus on Lebanon and consequently, the Muslim Ummah will be divided / un-grouped again! The west believes that once a civil war starts in Iraq, it will spread across the Muslim world just like a fire in the jungle and then there wont be any need to invade any Muslim country, as the fragile internal situation will be enough for easily conquering the country.

2. Analyzing the United States and the Wests last 15 days print and electronic media circulations through newspapers, magazines and news broadcasted on various news channels such as CNN, we dont have to be surprised to know that the US media has given immense coverage to the news that includes even the slightest hint of the involvement of Syria & Iran. This determines that Syria and Iran are United States next targets. US is trying to extend the Lebanon-Israel war beyond its borders to Syria and Iran so that the interests of United States are served while all the humiliation goes into the account of Israel.

3. Along with Syria and Iran, the United States has also started minute actions against Pakistan. Taking advantage of the Lebanons situation, 6 bomb blasts were carried out in Indias railway transportation system, mainly in Bombay, which ultimately suspended the peace process negotiations between India and Pakistan. Indian administration intentionally gives statements that demoralizes Pakistans stand and in reaction to which, Pakistan is also advised by the world power to give rough replies. Under all these circumstances, India has threatened Pakistan of pre-emptive strikes in the Pakistani territories similar to Israels nature. India said that it will attack the Jihadi Camps in Pakistan similar to the ones that Israel is carrying on against Hizbollah in Lebanon. Pakistan has time and again denied existence of any camps and has warned India of unwanted consequences upon such attacks.

4. Under the above-mentioned circumstances, If you look at the US-India nuclear deal then you will clearly feel that US is trying to persuade India to attack on Pakistan similarly to the one that US wants Israel to attack on Syria and Iran. If US succeeds in achieving this then Israel will destroy Syria and Iran while India will attack the backbone of Pakistan and ultimately, 85% of the US plan i.e., objective will be achieved and then only Saudi Arabia will be left.

United States Future Intentions specially against Saudi Arabia:

5. United States will entrap Saudi Arabia in the Oil Crises. The oil prices are increasing day by day while its demand is also drastically increasing. Taking advantage of the current situations, the US multinational oil companies are intentionally increasing the oil prices. Within three to four years from now, the world will not be able to bear the increasing oil prices. The United States will then pressurize the oil traders to reduce the prices which the oil traders will refuse or will fail to reduce the prices as per the desired level. The United States will then attack Saudi Arabia. The entire world will support United States due to oil crises.

6. United States will feel danger from the Muslim World due to the two Holiest Places in Saudi Arabia. US knows that the entire Muslim World will stand with Saudi Arabia in the entire situation due to the Holiest Places. So, US has already taken care of the matter.

7. US, in near future, will introduce a new resolution that will start from Israel. A missile from an unknown place will fall on one part of Masjid Al Aqsa that will ultimately start a new discussion of how to protect the religious places from wars. Through this discussion, the 182 countries of the world will sign an accord that will affirm that no country and no army will attack, under any circumstances, the religious sites of any religion. This accord will also include the two Holiest Places. US will also promise that if anyone attacks the Islamic Worlds holiest places then US will fight against the attacker. After this accord, the Islamic world will be satisfied regarding the safety of the Holiest places.

8. When US will attack Saudi Arabia by 2010, it will declare the Muslims that the attack is only against Saudia and US will not attack any religious site during the entire attacks. The US will assure that its forces will not enter the sacred cities. After these promises and declarations, the Muslim countries will stay away from the entire conflict while US will play the entire game according to its plans.

9. When the US will strengthen its control over Saudi Arabia then a new game will start. Israel will start to acquire various territories including religious places of Saudi Arabia from the United States. Israel will say that many forts and properties of Jews existed in Madina that were occupied by the Muslims 14 hundred years ago so, UN should restore those places back to Israel from the Muslims. After a little enquiry, UN will allot all the claimed places to Israel and Israeli forces will enter the Holy places. When the Muslim countries will complaint to United States regarding the matter then US will declare it a UN’s issue and will affirm self to be sinless.

10. What will happen afterwards? Surely, the Muslims will suffer and more severe measures will be taken for Muslims elimination. So, What must the Saudis & other Muslim Countries must do is to be determined by the rulers and specially the journalists & media!

Is this just another one of those conspiracy theories? Or is there some truth to what is written? Given the certain circumstances of the last 5 years, anything is possible. Especially when the Ummah of Islam is at its deepest slumber yet. I hope that we can awaken and fight back. All those notions of despair and hoplesness must be abandoned. We as Muslims must stand as one. Every Muslim all over the world. Every Muslim of every tongue and gender. Of every sin and hate. Of every love and cherish. Please.

Please let us for once put aside our piety differences and stand against whatever may face us in the future, because the war on Islam is growing ever more so. And we are not yet prepared. People this is a war against Islam. You can not pretty it in anyway. One by one Muslim countries have fallen and in the hands of our enemies. Every single war, every single battle, every single bullet, every single blow, all lame excuses have ever followed after previous attacks.

Until when will we continue with our idiotic ways, and busy ourselves with hating ourselves? Until when?

I doubt Makkah and Al-Madinah Al-Munawara will be so ever even closely touched, because there is a Higher Power protecting our Sacred cities. Allah, subhanaha o ta'ala. It is even ridiculous to even think so.

I'm leaving for Al-Madinah tomorrow, I have missed Al-Habeeb, I have missed the serenity of the Rawadah and the holiness and soothing feeling of Al-Munawara. I will pray for us all, every single Muslim, you are all close to heart. I will pray and pray and pray. And hopefully have time to rearrange my series of thoughts, because at this rate, I'm close to losing my sanity and loved ones.

God Bless
Um Siraj Al-Dien

Happily Ever After

2006-07-28T09:47:00.000+02:00

That's how everything ends, happily ever after. The good guys always win, always.

Palestine, Liban, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Bosnia, glory will find us once again.

It started with once upon a time and will end with happily ever after.
Time, faith and unrelenting prayer.

Happily Ever after.
Happily ever after.
Happily ever after.

Hopefully soon to be ,,, The End

Oops I gone done it again, and again and again

2006-06-24T22:30:00.000+02:00

Awww yall I haven't seen you guys in quite a while.

(Mmm Hmm you tell 'em girl.
Now listen up, ka ka.
3aib ya wad i7na fozna 3aliahum 2 9ifir.
na un they won.
SHut up ho, we won.
No we did not.
Yes we did and you know what?
What?
Yo mama.
Mmmm hmm .
God Lord you had that comin on.)

Shut up Brain let me talk.

Yes where were we. oh yeah, I am depressed people. Honestly, like to good ole sparkles depressed. The blogsphere has lost its class, well it's been lowered to a very depressing state, I can tell yall that. People have no morals, they think they are all RIGHT. And to make things worse most think its cool, (1994 cool, sweet cakes being a total slut wont give u extra points, honey bun proving your masculinity by being something other then yourself won't get you the sluts, wait yes it will,,, continue continue)

I don't know what most are trying to prove other then they are totally worthless pieces of smudgy ecky hershey kisses that no one wants and end up under my baby brothers sneakers.
But do carry on. You seem to have an audience. And they seem to be enjoying it. And I love laughing at those hysterical individuals who think they got it on, when in reality my 2 year old has way better sense then all 15 put together, ouch, that was worse then a yo mama)

But if I may speak for us conservative folks that love our religion TO DEATH, then have a little tiny ounce of modesty and think twice before you type. Because that tiny little angel on your left shoulder is dotting down every single thing you say and do. (Still jotting)

(a very mean thing was supposed to be written here, but -censorship- does wonders to -censored)

All I'm saying you people is think twice before ranting, because that's all it is , raves.

Confessions, The innocence of lying. By a wanton virgin.

2006-05-05T17:19:00.000+02:00

Number one:
Lie. Lie. Lie.
Its the only talk worth listening to.

Number two:
Always take into consideration others feelings.
You never know when you might need to devastate them completely. When taken aback by surprise people will surpass all your expectations of being emotionally destroyed.

Number three:
Oh please don't hate! Hate is so piety. Just Kill swiftly. Don't tire yourself with such horrid emotions. If worry causes wrinkles than pray tell what would hate do? Oye, just to think about it.

Number four:
Silly bitch, smile and walk away, smile and walk away.

Number five:
Disturbed people are fun people!
Let's party the night away!

Number six:
Never ever swear.
Its so Fucking cliche!

Number Seven:
Good girls are always the baddest.
Where as bad girls are the whorest.

The wanton virgin arises.

What's happening to the world today?

2006-03-31T23:03:00.000+02:00

People.
Anywhere and everywhere there are corrupted souls.
But haven't people nowadays gotten ever more so rotten?
No longer are there the sweet souls that bare innocent thoughts.
Everyone tries to out win the other and crush them with their mighty feet.
What happened to the times when you wished the same happiness for others as yourself?
Why the hate? Why the jealousy? Why the uncalled for actions?
Muslims, Jews, Christians all interwined into one web of lies.
The media playing out a little play strung of a web of complete lies.
The passionate actors so happily foretell the guided story oh so well.
So devoutly well, that we the people turn against each other.
No longer is it against other races and religions, but against ourselves as well.
Muslim against Muslim. Father against daughter. Husband against wife.
Lies, hatred and betrayal.
Dishonesty, black hearts and denial.
Minds brainwashed to the extent of no return.
Never let hatred consume you.
Be stronger than that.
Wish the best, hope the best.
Love others as you would yourself.
Never has a good deed gone to waste.
Be the better person.
Do the good deed.

Annoyances of current

2006-03-18T19:23:00.000+01:00

Saudi Arabia does not suck.
The people who think it does do.
Speaking English fluently does not mean you are educated and your opinion is never more important than others, nor will it ever be right, get over it.
Whining and complaining won't get you anywhere, so please do stop, it's starting to annoy us rather immensely.
If you don't like something do something about it.
Bit by bit, one by one, things will change, stop acting like cowards and make things better, we control our lives even if it might be a tiny piece of it.
If your a MUSLIM act LIKE ONE!
Sexual encounters before marriage are just wrong. Don't try to justify them.
God gave us a brain, use it wisely, otherwise your no different then the pathetic lizard in my backyard.
A little of this and a little bit of that GOES a LOONG way.
Tolerance is a must.
Being nice will make others be nicer.
It wouldn't hurt you to smile a bit now would it?
I'm never going to cover my face again. Unless absolutely necessary (You stupid bedu boys stop staring at me)
I have had it with 39% of you.
The other 61% I haven't met yet.
Wallahi WAllahi WAllahi, If one more person gasps in shock when they learn I'm married and have a 2 year old son, I will do the unspeakable.
I married by MY CHOICE! I LOVE MY HUSBAND! And continue to love him more each day.
Get over it. Or at least resume to your meaningless lives and butt out of mines.
I'm going to have 12 children just to spite you.
Jealousy is so sad, its unbecoming stop before it overcomes you and stares back at you in the mirror. Green never looked good on anyone.
Makkaweys rock. p-e-r-i-o-d.

Try Try Try and even try harder you might become worth our while. Ahh who am I kidding you won't ever amount to anything so spare humanity your failures and continue being a smudge of dirt on our sweaty forehead.

Ya hooh 6ag 6agat

2006-03-07T17:04:00.000+01:00

Yaaay I've been tagged! By the sweetest Arabian Princess :)

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
To see joy in children's eyes, to hear laughter from their little mouths. To see all children all over the world happy.

What is your greatest fear?
Judgment day.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Zubayer bin Al-3awam.

Which living person do you most admire?
Soo many. But my mother comes first place for so many reasons. She is the ultimate sacrificer and I'd die for her.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My need for perfection has driven many insane, needless to say myself included.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Pessimistic ungrateful people.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Sacrifices I have made for loved ones.

On what occasion do you lie?
I'm currently taking fibbing lessons from my grandmother. She says white lies are a necessity. And I have to learn to tell a few. Because I'm horrid at lying just terrible. I hate not knowing how to lie. Or just being to scared to try to.

What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Nothing. God blessed me with extremely perfect features.

Which living person do you most despise?
YOU! haha just kidding or am I? hmmmm,,,

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Ya hooh, Ya wad.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My hair. I do have gorgeous hair (actually I once got a suitor because of it , no kidding!) I want it ultra straight. Really totally straight. Silky straight not kinda sorta straight with a little waves.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Going through what I did in Switzerland. Becoming a much stronger person after it . Thank you to all the vicious people who made me what I am today. Thank you! You proved how wonderful Islam is and reinforced my faith in it even more.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
I'd come back in the ancient times, where Goddesses weren't myths and I'd be the only virgin goddess of love and lovemaking- or Nefertiti. Ah what the heck both.

Who are your favorite writers?
Anne Rice is one of my favorites.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
The Powerpuff Girls, Bubbles.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Watching people in front of you being tortured and needing help and not being able to do a thing.

Where would you like to live?
Utopia

What is your most marked characteristic?
Cute, controlling and innocent (So I've been told).

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Seeing them act their role that God has given them, and them knowing that real women don't have to prove themselves equal to men. Because each gender has their difference. I admire that very much in women, because rarely have I found it in girl's in this time.

What is your greatest regret?
Something I'd prefere not to remember.

What OR Who is the greatest love of your life?
The blood of my blood, flesh of my flesh. The child of my womb. Siraj Al-Dien. Saif Al-Ummah.

How would you like to die?
Sajda lilah fey makkah al mokaramah 3nd alka3ba.

I 6ag:
Fara7, Sedna, super mo, mocha, uber, raed, Sami, Fo0F, Talal, Abdalla, Jaded, Bissa, Fedo, Meesh, Rimyoleta, Itachi and to everyone I forgot to mention please do the tag!

Kolo shajrah I know its a long list! And I will hunt down those who do not abide my rules and do the tag! muhahahaaaa

Recently turned Drama mama has had enough~!

2006-03-03T14:45:00.000+01:00

Enough with the drama! Enough with the pain! Enough of the horrid news, enough with the searching! Enough with the waiting! Enough of the hurting. Enough of the blinding splitting headaches!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

I've lost weight, I've turned pale. I have this major attitude problem that WILL BITE. But mostly I'm having a love-hate relationship with living in Riyadh (and about almost everything).

I MISS SWITZERLAND! I never ever thought I would but I do. I miss living there. I miss waking up to breath-taking views. I miss taking little family trips from Bulle to Montruex/Geneva/Vevey/Freibourg/Zurich/GSTAAD. I miss taking Siraj to the park. I miss having old lady friends. I miss our concierge always trying to pronounce Siraj's name right but ends up saying SIGRRRRRRRAJ!

I miss going out to have fun ( by fun I don't mean restaurants and malls). I miss walking down street de Rhone and sighing over jewelry that cost millions, and having m7md promise me in 10 years time Ill have them all. I've had it with the uncalled jealousy. I want to live simply. I'd like to remembered fondly.

I will attack if provoked. I keep having these wired dreams. And most of them have come true. For the first time in my life. I DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME!

Miscellaneous-eey-alitey

2006-02-13T22:04:00.000+01:00

~ Fara7 shokran. Friday was the SHiyt. I felt special. It was as if I were Paris Hilton on her b-day. Wearing a real diamond tiara, and people checking out my tussie. It was that great! I loved it all.

~I don't feel like blogging very much but Blah. Take note of the deep inhale-exhale. I'm not busy but utterly bored to doodles. I mean noodles. No No wait Indomie. Chicken flavored in all the right places. Aywaah ya 3am, hatley al-foul ya 3am.

~ I can't stop saying ya wad. I said it to Babaty by accident and felt a humongus contraction of pain bolt to my stomach to my legs. I had to pretend a faint so he would forget all about it. But mama splashed me with her; always at hand, glass of iced water, and then I was like; ya bt. And ended up in my room. My daddy thought it was funny, but my mama thinks I need i3adat tarbeya. Eh Whatever.

~ Why do I feel like I'm 50 freaking years old? I keep calling 30 year old men ya waldy. I sure hope it's a phase, because the looks I'm getting are umm kinda scary my dear son.

~ Men, Men, Men!!! Enough said! Or Zojey, Zojey, Zojey!!!

~Ya nas Barkuley!!! I finally got my Identification Card! Za'3roo6 ya hoo! And I'm smiling in it kaman! (They don't allow women to smile in those cards, it's proven to be insanely tempting *shocker* yet make-up is prohibited). All I can say is, I'm charming, even if my picture looked like crap.

~ "A moment in the lips forever in the hips." Ah the beauty of big curvacious.

~Tomorrow something momentous will happen. And if it does I will tell you (shoo'3ul buzura 3arfa) But if it doesn't oh what the hay, I'll still tell you anyways. Because we are Best Friends and Best Friends never keep secrets from each other! (Now Dish up). Anyhoo It'll take place tomorrow but the decision or the "thingie" won't be finalized until next week. Or maybe after tomorrow. I hope so at least. I am pretty sure to say at the most. I'll bet it on my mama's Kick-Ass Jaweey food that it'll occur during the days mentioned earlier. O 3ad mafey akram mn Rab Al-3lameen.

Lookie here, Why I'm Still Alive!

2006-02-07T22:28:00.000+01:00

Exams are finally over! *Little dance yippie oh ya ya*
I got my Grades! Surprisingly I passed! *Uh ha ya ya*
They weren't hawt but studied in 3 weeks and I deserve them! *yeah yeah*

As for my special entourage, their all fine and suprisingly well-behaved! Both Siraj and Abu Siraj!

I miss my life and living it but I'll Survive. These past weeks have been very unbearable blah. I don't feel like blogging but hey, I don't feel like doing much of anything these days. Ey5.

So my luggage "disappeared" somewhere, yet Saudi Airlines have high hopes of finding it in the near future. It might even be in Abha, cool. They said they'd do their best. Especially Salah and brother Fahd, they're nice for Saudi Airline guys. Skinny Jeans rock, Fara7 your the SHIT! I love you ya gamar :*

It's all good. Ciao Ciao

2006-02-07T22:04:00.000+01:00

Busy la Continue

2006-01-20T07:08:00.000+01:00

I'm leaving for Jeddah today. Tomorrow I have exams. And after that I have to move all our stuff to wherever God takes us,and find a suitable "school daycare for Siraj" One that will consist of education and play, rather then just a waste of time in a building with lots of children. And I'm picky when it comes to Sarooji. Besides that both me and my husband agreed that we want him to speak 5 langueges fluently; (Arabic, English, French, Spanish, Hebrew) .

So later peeps, yes I'm still that freaking busy, even more so, if I do say so myself,,, ugh.

Whatever shmever and not shumacher

2006-01-08T14:59:00.000+01:00

Busy. Studying. Busy. Getting ready. Busy. Looking for perfect white pretty high heeled cute shoes. Busy. Bitching. Busy. Loving. Busy. Being. Busy. Thinking. Busy. Worrying. Busy. Hoping. Busy. Searching. Busy. Confining. Busy. Redeeming. Busy. Waiting. Busy. Dreaming. Busy. Exercising. Busy. Vaining. Busy. Raising. Busy. contemplating... Freaking Busy....

Pet Peeves of the moment:
- Who lied to you people and told you I was Shami or Jawey or Russian or Bukhari or whatever freaking thing pops up your mind the moment you take glance at me??? I'm Saudi, hajanjaz, I'm not entitled to look Arab. That's the beauty of being "tarsh bahar, as many mean people may put it". So HA,

- I'm tired of being mistaken for a flimsy teenager; I'M FREAKING 20 20 20!!!! Look at me 20. Yes, I'm talking to you lady. The nurse at my ehm Dr. Aboodi, I visited you a 10000 times and every time we end up with same discussion, yes sweetie I got married at 17, and *shock, gasp* I wasn't forced either, nor was he a former lover!!! ya5eeeey

- Yes, I have a child! Yes, I look like a child! Do the math puberty hit me when I was 12, if I got married by then I'd have an 8 year old son! So why is having a near 2 year old son impossible for people to comprehend???

- OK, I'm guilty of lying to the grocery guy and pretending that Abdulaziz my 12 year old brother is also my son. I thought it would be fun. And the look on his face was priceless. But being interrogated with questions aint so cute.

- How am I supposed to explain to Siraj that hitting and kicking is NOT a form of communication? It's basically his whole vocabulary! He kicks and punches you till you either cry or give up your oreo. I have a tough little fighter and he's starting to scare me.

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On a happer note:
"The only virgin goddess of love and love making" The compliment of the year! May I add your not allowed to understand this nor comment either. Boo ya.

Drugged

2006-01-05T00:01:00.000+01:00

We are the only ones that know. YOU AND ME. US.
Between dreams and horrific reality, your warmth is my only comfort.
You understand but deny it? Why? Take it as it comes.
Take a deep breath baby, inhale the luscious scent of victory.
Oragasmic vibes state through your mind and soul, leaving you with a teary illusion.
Be one with the pain, envelop in your own agony.
Stop pushing away. Whoever sad sanity was fun? Put on your happy face and lets live the fabulous lie. What we do is between me & you. Do you still want it?
can you still take it? Does it hurt as much as it looks?
I fear for your feelings but know you to be a man. Breakdown once and I'll break down forever. Don't do that to me.
Am I not your princess?
The tiny pulse in your vain that drives you insane?
Your much needed sedative night and day.
Your precise perceptive scares me, so young so wise.
Magically seducing the world with your eyes, hypnotizing with your voice.
You connect with everyone on their level. You were meant to reign and I beside you as your Queen.
Only you my Love, sees my insanity as stability.
You find it endearing and I find you scrumcious.
Sooner much more then later, you will be dragged into my world.
With arms wide open and a precious smile I welcome thee.

Let's make LOVE not WAR in 2006

2005-12-31T22:52:00.000+01:00

A special someone sent me this beautiful e-mail, He lifted my spirits, just when I thought he forgot all about me, I get this!

Wishing you a very happy New Year.
May the coming days be filled with joy and happiness.
May peace reign all over the world.

I love you Amo Khalid, and wish you the best ya katkoot :")

* I know its a forward and it was sent to all of Saudi and every single person you know, but I love u nonetheless*

Here is a little something for all of you; awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Neatly rolled and Neatly tied
Are a 100 hugs inside
To your heart from mine
Whether your day is good or bad
You'll find a hug for every mood; happy or sad
So if you should feel the need
From a great big hug from me
Simply open the box
And get yourself a hug!

For you from me!

Could I get any sappier? I think not! Mwahahhhahahaaa!

The Muslim Hijab Covered Lady

2005-12-28T10:55:00.000+01:00

A Genuis Adorable poem I got by e-mail:
"Read carefully and throughly, envision clearly

What do you see when you look at me?
Do you see someone limited, or someone free?

All some people can do is just look and stare
Simply because they can't see my hair
Others think I am controlled and uneducated
They think that I am limited and un-liberated

They are so thankful that they are not me
Because they would like to remain 'free'

Well free isn't exactly the word I would've used
Describing women who are cheated on and abused

They think that I do not have opinions or voice
They think that being hooded isn't my choice

They think that the hood makes me look caged
That my husband or dad are totally outraged

All they can do is look at me in fear
And in my eye there is a tear

Not because I have been stared at or made fun of
But because people are ignoring the one up above

On the day of judgment they will be the fools
Because they were too ashamed to play by their own rules

Maybe the guys won't think I am a cutie
But at least I am filled with more inner beauty

See I have declined from being a guy's toy
Because I won't let myself be controlled by a boy

Real men are able to appreciate my mind
And aren't busy looking at my behind

Hooded girls are the ones really helping the Muslim cause
The role that we play definitely deserves applause

I will be recognized because I am smart and bright
And because some people are inspired by my sight

The smart ones are attracted by my tranquility
In the back of their mind they wish they were me

We have the strength to do what we think is right
Even if it means putting up a life long fight

You see we are not controlled by a mini skirt and tight shirt
We are given only respect, and never treated like dirt

So you see, we are the ones that are free and liberated
We are not the ones that are sexually terrorized and violated

We are the ones that are free and pure
We're free of STD's that have no cure

So when people ask you how you feel about the hood
Just sum it up by saying 'baby its all good' ;)

To all the poor women out there, who flaunt their bodies like a cheap Crystal instead of a rare diamond. And Whom think they are liberated and free becaue the can wear a bikini. And assume that they have fulfilled their womenly rights by strutting and swaying what their mama gave them, You maybe be pretty, but never truly respected.

meme meme

2005-12-23T11:56:00.000+01:00

I've always wanted to do a MEME, but no one memed me :( so I'm memeing myself yaaaay :)
*courtesy of Mochness Monster* I changed it a bit.

Three OF YOUS MEME:
3 Names You Go By:
1. Noor
2. Anwaar (Not Anwar like the ma9ri name no , Anwaar jam3 Noor)
And you can't call me that unless I really love u, cuz ismey aldala3 dah. ha ha
3. Nawara , for some reason old women call me that?!
4. And the oh so famous ,,,,Um Siraj

3 Parts of Your Heritage:
1. The best part of my heritage is that my mothers' a descendent of the prophet (pbuh) a Shareefa if you will.
2. Indian
3. Turkish and Egyptian

3 Things That Scare You:
1. Sarooji, at night when we're asleep and he comes up to the bed next to me, and scares the living daylights out of me.
2. I'm not fond of reptiles , major eyw.
3. Airport Cops

3 of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Siraj
2. Bubblebaths
3. Reading

3 Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. A pink Tiara, seeing that I am a QUEEN, of course...
2. A white t-shirt
3. A long pink prairie skirt.

3 of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment):
1. Nirvana
2. Paris Hilton-- so she has one song but its awesome-- *screwed*
3. Mariah Carey

3 Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love):
1. Happiness
2. Bliss
3. Content

3 Truths:
1. The world is achanging and people are getting worse and worse.
2. Sex appeal is getting way out of hand.
3. Mothers Rock, the things they go through to make us better people. They deserve to be on a pedestal and admired :)

3 Physical Things that Appeal to You:
1. Men's voice.
2. Women's Tone.
3. Children Laughter

3 of Your favorite Hobbies:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Loving.

3 Things You Want Really Badly:
1. mama's Sub7a *rosemary I guess*. I love it and want it.
2. My great grandmothers love ring from my great grandfather. I SO WANT IT. It's beautiful and clearly old, and it radiates love. It's a yellow gold ring with a blue stone centered in the middle.
3. To go to heaven.

3 Places You Want to go on Vacation:
1. Italy *Lovely memories*
2. Japan
3. Maldives

3 Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. Make a difference in the world, something that would change humanity forever. In a good way of course.
2. See Siraj becomeA man that would make me proud, a MAN by every means. A man that others would look up too and think highly of.
3. Memorize the Holy Quraan.

3 Ways that you are stereotypically a Girl:
1. I love shoes and handbags, Like love them. I can never have enough.
2. Diamonds, make my day, hell they make my year.
3. I'm kinda shy *does that count*?

3 Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit:
1. My sisters getting older, I still view them as kids.
2. Being fair skinned can be pretty.
3. I say "like" alot.

3 Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. Whats Mohammed doing RIGHT NOW?
2. When I am going to finish this thing?
3. I just want one more Hershey kiss.

3 Stores You Shop At:
1. In Switzerland there was this Amazing little place called SUD. It had the best clothes, very chic and adorable. I count it as my fav shop.
2. Karen Millen, love her.
3. Safeway

3 people I haven't talked to in a while:
I honestly can't recall, I try to stay in touch with my loved ones awwwwww.

3 songs you are listening to right now:
I don't listen to songs on Friday *Jumaah*

3 books you are reading or have read recently:
1. Quraan Al-Kareem *Sorat Alkahf.
2. The other side of the story by Marian something
3. Stupid House of Saud, I haven't even finished the first chapter, it's that boring. Besides the guy holds way too much hatred towards Al-Saud. And it's getting me on my nerves, because as bad as some of them are, they can't be as he pictures them to be.

Tagged by ( .son)

2005-12-23T11:50:00.000+01:00

I'm using my little brothers pc so basically its his desktop.

20 and Kicking

2005-12-21T22:39:00.000+01:00

I looked in the mirror today and found 4 bright Red golden hairs- I'm slowly turning into a Leprechaun- , did you see that movie? The scary one? With the tiny dude, that was scary? That looks like chucky? Their both perverted. All scary movies are. Not perverted just nasty. I don't like that word. I don't like a lot of words. But sometimes people can say nasty in the end of a sentence and it turns out to be hilarious. Like really funny, Sami used it once, with the whole britney spears thing, you made me laugh Sami HA HA HA.

I kinda liked Britney when she got pregnant and fat. All pregnant ladies are pretty. The glow like alot, and they cry too. I cry alot. Well I subject myself to crying to get what I want, shut up don't tell me its shallow or childish. Everyone has something, crying and pouting is my thing. I should really stop doing it. I want to be called Queen Noor, whoah like THE QUEEN NOOR. Like the other queen Noor the Jordanian Queen Noor. She's cute.

So I've turned 20 today. I'm freaked out for some reason. I know it's weird but I am. And I ate like a whole liter of chocolate mint ice-cream. And then finished half a bag of hershey kisses, that's when mama stepped in and told me she won't take me to the faisaliah tomorrow. I need shoes. White colorful pretty slippery glassy Cinderella like shoes, but they have to be like 3 inch heels. Have to, where the hell am I going to find them?

There is a lebanese girl called Cinderella , people call her sandy. What were her parents thinking? Baba thinks I drink WAY TOO MUCH TEA. I tell him you can never have enough of twinings. My daddy is handsome, like way handsome . M7md is pretty too. I like to buy him clothes and dress him up. He is in Dubai now. Did I tell you we might move there? I also like to dress up Siraj. He used to have really long hair but Baba cut it. They say Dubai is nice. I wouldn't know, I haven't ever been there. Siraj has beautiful hair mashalla. I wanna be on Oprah. I'm starting to get sleepy. Madonna's is starting to annoy me, khalas we get it your hung up ya5eey. I'm off goodnight

Opinions in Blogger

2005-12-20T21:46:00.000+01:00

Just because you do not agree with a person; thoughts, idea's or whatever, does not give you the right to attack their character.

These days in Blogger land alot of individuals seem to attack each other all in the claim of giving their opinion. Each and every person is entitled to that. But there is no need to be mean and harsh.

Being subjected to "rough talk" is mean. I personally have gone through that, and understand the others point of view, as well as respect it. I have seen many others being subjected to the same. And I am sure both parties mean well, but communication is a must, and having civil debates is what we should ensue.

I truly hope that we can spread respect at the same time giving out opinions good heartedly without the need of a referee.

Graduation Dinner Party

2005-12-15T11:41:00.000+01:00

As I promised you darlings before, we will now converse about my spouse's graduation.
Let's get down to business.

Set in the lush snowy mountains in Montreux, Switzerland. Facing the Gorgeous lake Of Geneva in the Amazingly Classy Montruex Palace, the dinner took place at 7:30 to be presice.

Lets start with my lovely darlinging attire. A long chocolate brown dress with just a hint of a train gliding in the back. A precious little overcoat worn oh so elegantly on the shoulders. A beige headscarf. My looked reeked ROYALTY to the max, but its not the clothes that make the person. On the contrary. The posture, pose and that certain je nas sa pa, that dazzles a person away. I know what you're thinking the Queen of PINK has resorted to wearing BROWN!

*Gasp, Shock* No No save that for later. Because be as it may, Brown is elegant during the night and black is well black, everyone wears black, so that was a no no.
Ready to gasp and shock for real now? Drumroll please,,,,,,, NO MAKE UP WAS APPLIED! mascara does not count -- I never put make-u with hijab, but I thought this an exception, but hastley retreated to a bare face, and ended up shining anyways. ( I'm so trying to boost my self-confideince I hope it doesn't show,,,,,, that much)

Let's sum up all that was there, great food, nice people, and banat ma yisata7u( ecky girls with no shame)

Why I'll tell you WHY! Just as we entered and sat down ( we includes; me, hubby, his daddy, and his father's friend) a walking thing that consisted of skin and bones and a feathery so called "shawl" headed our way. Obviously a classmate, OK great I can show off my people skills I thought. She buzzed passed others headed straight our way and pulled my husband to her for 2 kisses on the cheek and a congragulations mohammed we are finally finished. yipee hooray woohoo.

I stood still and just stared at them both.

Both my husbands father and his friend had retreated to looking at the coat hanger. While my husbands face was drained of color. The anorexic lady had dispatched herself as soon as she said hi to us all, just a simple hello no more. And left to smooch the other males in the building. Being the dimplomat's daughter that I am, I quickly recovered from the state of shock and replaced my tight pressed lips in to a beautiful warm smile.

(*Please note: I don't care that it's NORMAL or OK or WHATEVER for people to kiss each other and give a slight hug someplaces in the world. It's not ok, it's just not, so please don't give me an, oh please noor she didn't mean it, as in a bad way, they just greet that way. Yes she did because Arabs and Muslims regard it as Wrong and everyone on the face of th is planet knows that)
p-e-r-i-o-d.

So natuarlly there was going to be hell to pay, I don't care that she was the one that pulled him. I don't care that he was sorry. I don't care that it was a first. I simply do not care.

(Ladies please note: It is important to make a man yeild to you. You have to be in control, torture is always a must. Make him feel guilty without saying a word, without a single glance. Men liked to be ordered around , even they don'y know that. We must have the upper hand always.)

Sorries and I love you's, baby your beautiful, damn its only you blah blah blah doesn't cut it. Actions speak louder then words. And I heard two mwah mwahs that ring in my head to this very day! So he was sorry and I was sorry as well. And we ended up with a truce. See how nice I am.

The lord works in mysterious way, cuz he knew I was still pissed just as I excused myself to the ladies room a dashing blonde came my way and started conversation. He was just too walad ni3ma for my liking and I have had enough of that type with my sweetie. We were saying goodbye and pleasant talking to you etc, he extended his hand in the form of "I'm going to kiss it". And I just stood there looking at him; like excuse me are you for real? But still his hand was unmoving and still in its postion waiting for mine. And I wanted to die right then and there.

Superman arrives in the nick of time just as I ever so slowly gave my hand and a little weird shake was given and goodbye. Ofcourse a smug little HA escaped me.

So I'm being a DRAMA MAMA shoot me, actually don't please, it'll hurt for sure. I mean bite me, well no, not that either, that would hurt too. Umm just be nice.

Over all it was really nice, we had such a good time. Meet alot of new people that were adorable.
And water kept me high through out that whole night. I drank a good 2 large bottles of whatever water was served not to mention that it was with gas, so yeah, I was the party blabber that day, yaay

UPDATING from swiss

2005-12-12T08:34:00.000+01:00

I'm back in Switzerland,,,AGAIN. But this time I came without Sarooji and utterly depressed. I miss him, man.

anyways for those wondering, NO , I still haven't been put in some freakish tea rehab for the obsessed and querkly challenged thank you very much !

Sooooo I went to my hubby's Graduation yaaaaaay!!! Had a blast, I was the hot hijab gurl on the right of the hot prestigious Man. *details later*

We are now stuck in Montreux, it is deathly cold, and I dislike snow. Our meals for the past three days have consisted of Oysters lemon and vinegar with a hint of onions. YA babay straight up raw from the sea. It's slimey sour and delicious. My new addiction, look out world. Noor is obsessed with the eckey, eyyek.

Gotta run I have been delaying packing for the past hour to snuggle warmly in front of the TV and Madonna's hung up, I'M hung up on you umm something something...

ohhh one more thing I borrowed the new rage book in saudi, Banat Al-Riyadh from M7MD's friend, as in he'll never see it again. I can't wait to read it, not that I am a fan rather that I can't wait to critisize the bnt. Love it or hate it, that's the way the world works sweetie. *Again more on her later*

caio caio

I have seen the light, 10 things I've never noticed before in Riyadh

2005-11-25T23:44:00.000+01:00

1- Riyadh is U-G-L-Y.
No shit, not literally. They are litter bugs, you take one look on the gravel, rock, sandy, street filled with garbage and filth and can tell how no one cares about hygiene.

Solution:
Each and every person should pick up after themselves.
If you just had a shawrma from Mama Noura, then please notice on your left a lovely basket tin which is known for throwing unwanted specifics, it won't take a second of your time and we'll make Riyadh cleaner city on

2- There are just too many MALLS!
Everywhere I look, right, left a mini mall huge mall or just tacky boutiques seem to pop out of no where!

Solution:
Businessmen should be creative and think of new ways for our country to bloom. I think we have enough malls in Riyadh itself to satisfy a Yemen as a country! Focus on other necessities man, because Fasialiah and Al-Mamlaka are the only malls worth going to. They say "If you can not bite the hand then kiss it".

3- There is nothing for our children and youngsters to do!

Solution:
Aha ok so now I get why there are so many malls.

4- There is a new Abaya fashion.
I find it a good improvement over the other kinds of Abaya over the years. It actually covers the body humbly as well as giving the sense that the girl is floating in farasha land. It is loose and light all over the body but has a secure hold from wrist to elbow. Beautiful

Solution:
There is none it is a great way to look fashionable yet modest at the same time.

5- All over Riyadh I see children, YES, children no more than 11 and 14 driving in the streets.
Personally, I was shocked when I saw such a huge amount of little boys' behinds the wheels of SUVS. Most of those boys' dreams is to own a fab car and drive round and round sporting

Solution:
Where do I start? There are so many and it depends on the family's circumstances. For starters spreading awareness does wonders. And who in the right mind lets their preteen drive?

6- Girls flirting openly more then before!!
Guys numbering is so cliché. What is in now, is girls numbering and searching for that hot buba. Or maybe it is just a girls night out, who knows.

Solution:
Ladies have some dignity, men are supposed to do the chasing and courting not us feminine delicate creatures. Baby where's the Glory?? Sheeesh ma sarat.

7- Twinings Tea has invaded my families' habits!!
Ok so this has nothing to do with Riyadh itself rather my family that lives in Riyadh (can you see the connection?) Anywho lets welcome mama and my little sister in the club of Twinings addicts. Yes they are both hooked on that divine drink. My father thinks we have turned weird and says my little sister has enough of that. An " Allah yihdeeki ya Anwar everytime he passes by my little sisters room and finds us giggling silly.

Solution:
Sweetie the only solution I have is for you to try it. Damn good tea appointed by the queen herself. It is not an addiction really,,,, just a mood starter.

8- Why are Abayas black?
My hubby once had a heated discussion with a classmate over Muslim women and how "oppressed they are in Islam". His words in offence: "Men wear the white thobes and women the black Abayas, in the scorching heat who will suffer the most? And doesn't the color white represent purity and wholeness and Black Death and repression?" The poor thing thinks we walk around in the mid-afternoon carrying around sacks of wool and liters of water. We go from car to building, building to car to home. But he still had a point.

Solution:
Let us be the color of rainbows; pink, yellow, white and light green should spread like wildfire across the desert of Arabia. Let us be conservative butterflies scattered in the golden sands, dancing in the scorching winds, fluttering our wings and dashing away…
Fara7 I am sensing a major theme for your book, or just a plain haza yameen haza shimal ya bt ;) Fulla and Yazmina shake what their mama gave them ,,, aywah :P

9- There is no nine skip to ten.

10- Bloggerattes!!!
I have meet two of the most adorable girls ever, and guess what they live in Riyadh (la ya shai5a).

Super MO and Mochness monster. Both down to earth fun loving girls, Adorable and Fabulous wrapped up in a raspberry green tea frappacinno and mocha. We meet on Wednsday and had such a great time. Even though they left early we had a blast. We saw Mona Suliman (That’s her name sa7? Wala monira?) The chick from "Kalam Nawa3im" I wanted to take a picture with her, bss ma zab6at al 7ikaya. And Mochness actually studied with her!!! Yaaay great time good fun and plain highness 3ala o9ulu :P

I would just like to say to both of them innu I was soo high that day on tea so I am usually not that hyper and frizzy loool.

Solution:
Aish hada sarat li3ba… There is none of course, other then we have to meet up every now and then cause you guys rock :)

Al7agu 10 wala million riyal

2005-11-22T19:13:00.000+01:00

Two hours ago something unspeakable happened!
Let us rewind and go back to that time shall we;

Sitting at the dinner table and eating mama's divine cooking and slowly savoring homemade lemonade with just a hint of mint and loads of ice, just as I took my first sip, my little brother asked:

Azoozi: Anwar how much did *Abah buy you for?

I started to choke on my lemonade, from laughter and shock and sweet lord he just looked adorable while asking.

Moi: Habeebi, you do not BUY women. I think you were referring to the mahar (dowry) of the bride ya galby.
When a man wants to get married he has to prove that he is able to and also it shows the place of the women in Islam. They are worthy beings not objects like most of what the west describe us.

Azoozi: Ahhh ok, so how much were you for?

Moi: Habeebi (somewhat irritated), I was NOT bought ya galby, ya sokar, ya 3asal (fake smile plastered on my face)

Azoozi: I'm sure you were worth a lot, cuz you are soo pretty. (Shy smile awwww)

Moi: Awww Azoozi,,,, Wait, you think the prettier the girl the more she's worth?

Azoozi: Ya, Haifa wahbi was bought for 2 MILLION DOLLARS , ya5eey katheer.

Moi: Kathab mn jd 2 million?? Why Billahey? She is ugly man.

Azoozi: I know ya5ee, bss alshabab think she is hot.
Wallah ana 7atzawaj atzawj bnt alwadi, be 10 riyal, bnt tinathif o ti6bu5 o bil bagey hummer.

LoooooooooooL since when did my little baby brother grow up and know all this stuff??? Since when Billahey???? Given that most of the information is wrong, and mama straightened out his "dowry" facts. And in the end mama convinced him otherwise,,, yaaay Go mama.

It is official I'm afraid, my little brother has turned into a typical Riyadh Girwey… ha ha ha

On a happier note:
Tomorrow us bloggerattes in Riyadh will meet up :)
So far we have, fair, mochness, $uper Mo, pastico and me.
So if there are any more fab gurls out there in Riyadh holler back gurl and we'll add u guys to the VIP list,,, i5999 :P
I just want to say I can't wait to meet you guys and marra yaaay, ya rait the jeddah girls were with us :( inshalla nest time

Betrayal and Lies

2005-11-20T21:52:00.000+01:00

Once upon a time there lived three beautiful sisters. They all loved each other dearly and were pampered endlessly by their father, loved unconditionally by their mother and Life could not have been better.

Those three sisters had a beautiful cousin who was their age. They shared secrets and dolls, and held pretend tea parties every afternoon. Laughter, happiness, bliss and content is what the world held for them.

Years passed by and their beauty grew with every passing day. The three sisters had pure cleansed souls that couldn't hold a grudge at anyone or anything, the cousin grew malicious and conniving. Envy flood through her veins like waves of hot lava. Yet she was to cover that evil trait with smiles and kisses.

Like most girls their age, they noticed their beauty and its effect on the opposite sex. Giggles escaped their lips as young men stopped to stare and admire. If brave then sweet talk to gain heavenly attention from angels sweet such as they.

Like caterpillars they metmorphed into colorful butterflies, they took notice to that attention and longed for more. LOVE. They longed to be held, longed for sweet nothings to be whispered softly in their ears under the moon-lit night. They struggled endlessly with themselves against such tempted desires, and grew weak at the mere thought of such unknown feelings.

One of the girls in particular was sassy and temptation was not an issue. She feared nothing and no one, not a lady-like trait I suppose. It led her to the forest and she strayed from her fairy-tale life. The dear girl ended up with a broken heart and a cruel look into the real world. Her sisters held her in their arms and hugged the hurt away. She vowed never again will she mingle with the opposite sex and love before marriage.

The cousin did not understand what sin the sister had committed and wound up more envious and greener with jealousy. How it could it be possible that one of the sisters fall in love before her? How could it be possible that a man should look twice over her and pick the sister? The Devil is clever son of a gun, and over and over he would spin such evil thoughts into the cousin's mind, much un-needed wicked thoughts, indeed.

Three years passed and with it more lovers then the cousin could remember. For she turned into a witch of a women. Eight lovers at hand, she is the most beautiful of all she thought. All is well once more.

Vanity is a sin, far more than most, for she lived a lie, never experiancing true love as she thought. Rather swimming in the pool of want, lust and attention.

Her once Angelic spirit rose to heaven and an evil soul was replaced. The sisters warned her, urged her to redeem and come to the light. She lived in the land of the fairies and purity was a must. She had exceeded her number of wrong doings and would be forced to kneel soon to Satan and give her precious. Sooner or later it would be, and the sisters dreaded it hopelessly. Try as the might, they advised and warned her, for they cherished her still. But she was not one to listen.

The hateful day had come, one the sisters had warned her of continuously. She was caught red-handed with her lover under the moon light in his arms while he whispered sweet nothings in her ear. Her brother had seen it all and oh pity what a grave she had dug for herself.

She was in a state of frenzy and panic, near hysterics and grief. She remembered her dear 3 cousins and the dire warnings and pleading eyes. She remembered their pleas and sweet kisses. She remembered it all.

Satan being clever as he is, strung a tale in her mind, one that was sure to get her out of the cookie jar.

*Now the father of the cousin and the father of the sisters were at her confession as well as the cousin's brother*

THE SISTERS! She yelled while pretty sparkling tears streamed her face. They all encouraged me to do so. Oh if you only knew what they do! Now the mother of the cousin was like a cat fighting to protect her daughter. She told lies and spun tales anything to avert attention from her daughter.

Ranting and raving she screamed:
The eldest has love affairs with princes! Secretly during the black of the night, sneaks them in oh so quietly in her fathers home, to love and hold and be loved! And the twins meet with boys in mix- parties and dress shamelessly. Oh but I am not done yet!! For their mother the root of all evil has taken under her wing the love of the younger man and commits adultery right under her husbands nose!! They have all confessed this to my daughter! And the mother is a tart from the beginning all along!

Now the father of the sisters knows his daughters well. His beloved wife is his soul-mate and mother of his children. Never would she commit such nonsense.

RED RAGE BLINDED HIS SIGHT.

Quickly he left the house before commiting an action he will regret later. With heated passion he drove in the night.

In his wife's arms was he able to find solitude and peace. In his wife's arms was he able to relieve himself of such terrible feelings. In her sweet embrace was he able to calm down. In her flooding tears that trickled his neck was he able to feel regret and selfishness to have put such a burden of lies in her dear chest.

He felt rage that such talk had been said about the purest people he has known. He felt his and his family's honor had been trampled on in the filthy mud of Lies.

Days passed and almost all the relatives were appalled and disgusted that such had occurred. Almost all of the relatives sided by the sisters and their family. Yet two persons choose to believe otherwise.

Weeks have now passed, and numerous emails and phone calls have been made to the sisters and their mother, from both the cousin and her mother. Begging forgiveness and claiming that they were not responsible for what had been said. They claimed that their father/ husband had been the one to spin such a tale of lies and they were defending the "poor innocent girls".

Not a blink or whisper, nor a look or care. The sisters live happily still among their loving parents and the bond has been built stronger, sparkled by loving fairy dust and bonded by diamonds, their family ties will remain intact forever.

It would be a lie to say they lived happily ever after, for hardships they have endured aplenty. But do not fail to understand their love for one another and their willingness to endure togather.

What comes around goes around.

In the land of pink and love, all will be forgiven but not forgotten.

*Based on a true Story*

Mishaps, misshapes and whatever you wanna freakin call it!

2005-11-18T01:58:00.000+01:00

I'm in Riyadh! I'm in Riyadh! I'm in Riyadh!
*note the enthusiastic yet somewhat sarcastic tone… exasperated SIGH*

Why the negative attitude Noor, Shut up Anwar, Bss Ya um Siraj Blah Blah. Why am I feeling this way you might ask?
After a never ending battle with Saudi Airlines and their "special" kind of service that turned a 7 hour flight to a 13 hour nightmare, I finally made it FINALLY, with a limp arm, exhausted child and a pissed off temper.

Ma sarat 9ara7tan, aish al7ikaya ya hoo. Tib'3oo ta3rafu aho 7a a7akeykum heya:

Listen and learn, listen and learn:

"When traveling with children one must prepare beforehand and assume the worst given the nature of children's uncertain behavior" Noor N.

You should listen to the wise, so when Noor has something to say listen and practice!

Back to the flanbinga that both poor Sarooji and I endured, the eywie w3 flight from Swiss allllll the way to Riyadh:

Here we go, in detail ever single lil smujam:

If you had read my earlier post, then you would know how concerned I was about flying first class, I dreaded the idea, totally. It is just not possible with a toddler, mashalla a hyper-active 1 and 7 month year old for that matter. My prayers were answered and I was changed to Business class which was not so bad given the fact that there was another 2 year old and her mother sitting behind us.
The first 2 hours of the flight Siraj kept crying NON-STOP, kicking, screaming and let us not forget the MAMAAAAAAA shouting part. I was seriously close to a nervous breakdown. Every half hour or so I would go to the bathroom and cry cry CRY, just cry my heart out, there was nothing I could do to make him stop; let me rephrase that there was nothing I had not done that would make him stop crying . After the two hour torture that I do not want to relive again, the sweet adorable, mostly Hijazi people and some Swiss started playing with him. And even the flight attendants spoiled him with candy, ice cream and loads of sugared goodies. Huge NO NO. Why? Because it left our little munchkin even more hyper then before and me more teary than ever. Why? Because he ran back and fourth from first all the way to couch and back again. And everyone kept trying to catch him and feel his glorious light golden brown hair. 12 times I have been asked whether he was a boy or girl, and a gorgeous family told me he was so handsome to the extent it was pretty. "A compliment for sure"

After the 5 hour fiasco, I actually came out with something. Again I look to young to be a mother so people thought he was my brother. Every single person on that flight was unbelievably nice and tolerated Siraj's raging screaming, hence they were rewarded with a toothy smile and if lucky a hug. It was an experience for sure.

This post took me three days to complete, a first for sure. Beacause I'm in a never ending battle with my siblings over who uses the net, and there is no such thing as your oldest sister first!
Soooo That little post is just part of what happened during Nov, 11 2005 , the flight. Hopefully I'll TRY to post a.s.a.p. the rest of the story.

NOW GUESSS WHAT???? FINALLY ME AND FAIR ARE GOINGTO HAVE A LITTLE GIRL GET TOGATHER YA5EEY, FINALLY! GOOD GOSSIP IA A MUST, AND GOOD GOLLY HOW I'VE MISSED IT SO!
fARA7 YA GAMARYY I CAN'T WAIT TILL U COME!!!!

Saudi here I COME!!

2005-11-10T21:48:00.000+01:00

Guess what, guess what, guess what????

TOMORROW I'm going to Riyadh :D
Finally ya5eey, I swear I can't wait!

In the process of of getting ready I discovered 3 things:

1- I have sooo many clothes it's ridiculous, I couldn't believe it, I mean since when? I'm hooked on 5 different outfits always, and all of a sudden I stood in front of 3 huge suitcases filled with clothes I don't need. Al7amdella its going to the masjid, but still I felt really bad that I had tons of clothes that I haven't even worn yet.

2- This is the first time I'll be flying on Saudi Airlines without M7md, usually it's Swiss airlines which totally rock and no transit straight to Riyadh. The differnce this time is :
a- M7MD can't take me to the airport he has a final exam the same time we are supposed to go to the airport.
b- I'll be in first class which is usaully nice "if your alone and do not have a hyper active toddler that will jump, eat and scream at the top of his lungs at anything,,, did I forget to mention Lick, yes he licks pretty people, they look yummy to him. I prefer coach why? Because it's filled with tiny screaming children, I won't look wierd
c- I'm taking a transit plane, from Geneva to Jeddah (we stop there for an hour, I think we have to do our passport thingies there) and than the hour and something ride to Riyadh.

3- I have overstayed my visit in Switzerland! *gasp, shock and teary eyed*
They don't issue permits to wives of students or their children, so I ended up with the most lenient visa there is, a six months a year stay as long as every 3 months I "visit" somewhere else. They are soo strict which leads me to horrific pictures of me being handcuffed and taken to a tiny room and probed with all these questions and looks, and habibi Sarooji being with me.
Don't get me started, I'll cry. Both my father and husband keep laughing at my so called "fantasies" while my dear mother is more frightened than I am :"(
God be with me I'm so freaking out about this, but you know why???
Because in a month I won't be able to attend Ba3ley's Graduation which will scar me for life, forevely ever and enternity too.

4- But worst of all; my daddy won't be there he is away on business :((

After writing this I don't feel so great :(

WHY MEN ARE SO DAMN COOL

2005-11-08T07:47:00.000+01:00

1. Your are is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always!
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a monkeys arse if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubes.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux Hire 100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is 5 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a football game with your friends for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
30.. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a penknife.
36. Christmas shopping is accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.

It's true men ARE so damn cool,,, but I'm afraid women rock the boat on everything.

I've been reincarnated as Beyonce,M Monroe and Tooha?!

2005-11-05T16:17:00.000+01:00

Be advised, Be warned, Be SCARED:
Sensitive readers please refrain from reading this post, many of the contents include adult behaviour and just plain weirdness. We'll see ya in the next post sweetie caio caio,,,

I have three individuals inside of me each trying to take power. Two of them might still be alive, but hey hum a7rar they want to take over my body, ahlan wa sahlan.

Aside from the never ending stress that we've been going through and unbelievable messed up feelings that have been concurring my poor lil pinkie soul. I've decided to call the spirits of the world to COME TO ME, take over this useless person, for the time being of course no more.

To my Surprise hundreds of spirits came knocking at the door of my soul; we want thee, they claimed. We answered thy call, now let us in, LET US IN.... Let us relieve thee of thy excess feelings,,, we will be thys servants, LET US IN,,

By now I became a little squirmy, thinking maybe, just maybe this wasn't such a hot idea. But the pressure applied to my body and the pushing and the relentless bitching of them outside, made me think fast and succumb to their pestering.

WAIT! How many of you are there?
598 replied tinkerbell, yes my darlings even tinkerbell was at our little gathering.
*Nirvana's rape me was playing in the background when all of a sudden Bush kept whining for Britney Spears*
Askot inta wa harjak al fadeey ya dob,,,rapped tupac "It turns out that he was always Saudi and makkawey ba3ad,,, go figure" ---tara I always knew---but you people just don't listen---
Tutu we don't bicker in front of the gates of my soul ma hayk? Good boy,,, now kick his white butt somewhere else.

Line up people and let me pick which one of you are worthy... muhhahaahahah? I mean yalla yalla bss:
elvis -no-, enrique- hell NO-, Hitler- maybe-, santa-yay but no-, eghhhh

PEOPLE JUST GO! I WANT NONE OF YOU!

As the pile of clingy things started to drift away, three shadows stood in the dark *charlies angels theme please* and oh how they shone in the darkness. And bada bing badaboom I found myself as an african american with white hair red lipstick and singing in weddings?!

Beyonce, Marylin Monroe and the beloved hijazi wedding singer Tooha, have been revived in me,,,, yaaaay,, but the struggle has been hard and they all want power, yet who will come out of this as the winner??

So now I'm stuck between singing:
naughty girl
happy birthday Mr. president *note the sexy tone*
and:-
asharley bil mandeel ya hoo fostaney ko7ley o 6aweel ya hoo,,,,

Scratching and bitting, it was a girl fight to the end,,, but I think we all know that 7ujuz don't take nothing from no one, even if they were 60 years old they still kick ass. So too7as everlasting huge spirit force rocked

TOO7A U ROCK !!!!

A dedication to my reincarnated sista mash and her young Elizabth Taylors soul you inspired me on this lil put togather :X I LOVE U GURL:X,,,, and to my beloved twinings tea ,,,, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

UPDATE:
Knock yourself out; listen to some of too7as songs HERE.

3eed Sa3eed

2005-11-03T13:04:00.000+01:00

كل عام و أنتم بخير يا حلوين

Siraj and his family would like to wish you a MERRY,HAPPY FILLED WITH LUV EID :D

A Magical Time in Madina

2005-11-01T03:59:00.000+01:00

I loved this article by; Mahmoud Ahmad, Arabnews. It captured the essence of Ramadan fey madinat al-7abeeb (9ala Allahu 3alahi Wa Salam).

During the last 10 days of Ramadan, the Prophet’s Mosque gets very crowded with worshippers praying Taraweeh prayers and Tahajjud. Worshippers of all ages from all over the world gather in one beautiful scene unique to Madinah and Ramadan. Even the old don’t miss the chance to pray at the holy mosque. The sight of young sons and daughters accompanying their fathers and mothers, sometimes in wheelchairs, completes this beautiful scene. All facilities are available around the holy mosque.

Young Scouts spread out everywhere to assist pilgrims. As young as 15, they direct traffic and give great help to police. They carry wheelchairs to transport the elderly and handicapped to and from the mosque. What is even more heartwarming is that they do it with big smiles on their face and take pride in helping visitors and pilgrims.

Inside the mosque, everyone is busy praying and reading the Qur’an. The place is a beehive of activity. A visitor hears many languages, but visitors hear one familiar, unifying sound — the sound and the language of Qur’an.

On the roof of the Prophet’s Mosque, many visitors prefer to stay and enjoy the open space and the site of the tall lit minarets and the green dome while praying.
“I have a strange, comfortable feeling in my heart that I only feel when I am in Madinah,” said Al-Tayeb Murtada, a Sudanese pilgrim who’s visited Madinah seven times for the last days of Ramadan in the last decade.
“I pray all prayers in the mosque, and I make sure that I don’t miss any. There’s an internal happiness inside my heart. There is no place like Madinah, and there is no place like the Prophet’s Mosque.”

Those who weren’t praying or reading the Qur’an were simply enjoying the pleasant breeze on the rooftop and taking time to rest. On the roof of the holy mosque, I caught a group of Malaysian visitors with their unique national uniform emblazoned with their country’s flag.
“Now that I know what this feeling is like, I will make sure not to miss spending the last 10 days here in Madinah and close to the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him,” said 41-year-old Shamsulldin, a first-time pilgrim. “The mosque is crowded, but I don’t feel uncomfortable. Sometimes I get tears in my eyes because when I go home I will miss being here with my brothers.”

The site of unified Muslims standing in one line and praying toward one direction is beautiful to many. It is in these lines that Muslims forget about political and social differences. Their united prayer is to protect Islam and to make things better in the Muslim World.

On the lower level, the site is no different. People performing Etikaf — spending the 10 days in Ramadan inside the holy mosque praying — are forming their own relationships with people from different countries who happened to perform Etikaf. They share food, drinks and a place to rest.

“Etikaf is a perfect chance for Muslims to disconnect from the rest of the world and devote their time to worship God,” said Abdul Razzak Taha, an Egyptian visitor. “The most important thing is to win the rewards of the Night of Power or Laylat Al-Qadr. Food comes to us inside the mosque, and it is available everywhere. Bathrooms are available outside the mosque, and I do get regular visits from my family. I can go outside if I want but only for urgent needs. But the most important thing is not to leave the mosque until the last night is over. It’s a feeling that I cannot describe. My relationship with God is strengthened even more. I pray to God everyday to accept my fasting and my deeds during the holy month.”

I left Abdul Razzak only to find that there are thousands inside the holy mosque that are performing Etikaf. From all over the world, they came to Madinah for only one purpose.
Outside the squares of the holy mosque, visitors were gathering at the Prophet’s grave from the south side praying for the Prophet, peace be upon him. Some let their tears go, and some cry in silence because this is as far they could get close to the “Seal of All Prophets”.

Those who were praying, were praying, and those who were not were simply looking at the structure of the Prophet’s Mosque — a site many people admire that they cannot describe and prefer to watch in silence. The days of Ramadan are almost over, some people already are praying to God to live to see Ramadan next year. In many places and for many people Ramadan may be just another month, but in Madinah, there is no other month so special.

Escapades at King Khalid international

2005-10-31T03:07:00.000+01:00

11 more days ya hooo, just 11 more days inshalla and I'll be home sweet home. Riyadh balad al7abayab, gaya dana gaya areeb.

Reminiscing over previous times of coming and going to KSA, I've come to the conclusion that sometimes excitement can be your worst enemy.
Last time out of pure and sheer happiness and excitement, I forgot to bring my Abaya!!
I usually wear it once handing over my passport and check in, in Zurich_Airport.
So after handing my passport and getting it stamped, I headed straight to the ladies room to change, to my utter surprise I couldn't find my precious. Looking and searching as I may, it was no where to be found.

No Biggie, it wasn't like it was the first time I forgot it, nor the second, yes my darlings it was the THIRD time in a ROW!

I must admit the first time I forgot to bring it along I was devastated, embarrassed and blushing to my toes. The second time was the same, because I felt like a complete idiot, twice, I thought. Who forgets their Abaya twice? The looks and stares I got were enough to make me blush forever, thankfully both those times I wore white and seemed to look like a Hajji, a Syrian wannabe.
The security men kept staring as did every other male in the airport (FASHEELA WALLA FASHEELA). Do I blame them? Of course not, heck even women thought me ,,,, odd.

Covered in my Fuschia headscarf, matching pumas, white long shirt and jeans, I was truly a sight to behold and better yet carrying Sarooji around like an accessory.

Now my beautiful mama comes to the rescue, and just in time. She managed to talk her way into baggage claim, exclaiming to the officer that well, my daughter came all the way from Switzerland and the unbelievable genius she is, forgot her abaya. He let her in and even pointed to me, mama came running to me and covered me with kisses and the abaya at the same time. :")

Just when all was well, we get to the baggage check area, and I have a duffel bag filled with chocolate, now we wait for the super inspection, alcohol or no alcohol that is the question.

Mama is not a patient person by nature, so this is what she says to the inspector officer:
" Do you really think that a Muslim woman with a CHILD, would smuggle alcohol? I'm ashamed that thought would even cross your mind! ASHAMED! You should know what kind of people would do that. How long have you worked here son? While trying to answer mama cut him off.
I hope you would never think such a thing again."

And she reaches in the duffel bag and hands him 2 boxes of chocolates and a smile. This is for you ya walady, and off we go finished with the baggage inspection and in the back of the car.
And I'm thinking mama you rock.

Moral of the story never forget your Abaya and extra goodies never hurt anyone.

The four seasons of the year in Switzerland.

2005-10-29T00:33:00.000+02:00

6ag

2005-10-27T22:44:00.000+02:00

kick-ass Farooo7a tagged me and yalla, les get it ON:

10 FAVORITES:
Favorite Color: Baby Pink, always! But right now; GOLD.
Favorite Food: it really depends on what im craving at the moment,
Favorite Month: Ramadan, ya hoo.
Favorite Song: a7ibik lo, 6alal madda7, allah yir7amu.
Favorite Movie: I love egyptian movies, black and white, ah ya 2alby true love existed back then.
Favorite Sport: dancing, if thats considered a sport.
Favorite Season: Summer and it has to be HOT!
Favorite Day Of the week: Friday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate chip dough
Favorite time of Day: After Siraj has gone to sleep and mafeey dosha. allah yi7fathu

9 CURRENTS:
Current Mood: Mita7msa, hyper and anxious.
Current Taste: toothpaste
Current Clothes: (balash fadaye7 :S)
Current Desktop: sorat al Ka'aba
Current Toenail: color? if color then no color
Current Time: 11 pm

8 FIRSTS:
First Best Friend: Elemntry: Mouzna and Sara, Middle school: Nebras, Highschool: Fara7
First Kiss: 3ad balashi as2la gilat adab
First Screen Name: cute godess, and yes it was spelled that way, UMM AL FASHEELA
First Pet: A turtle we found in our back yard after the rain. I was 9 my sister 7 ,,,and evil! we use to scare our nanny with it and by the time she passed out, my mama gave us a good spanking and made us return it back to the woods THE SAME DAY!:(
First Piercing: Ears, I was a month old I guess.
First Crush: Nawaf, he was hot najdi and oh so cute.
First Album: salt and pepper (whatta man whatta man, whatta mighty good man, yes he is now). And Snoop Dogg, my parents got me them, they are THAT COOL!!!

7 LASTS:
Last Cigarette: ummm, a month ago I guess. habgat ya nas
Last Drink: twingings tea, thats good tea yall,,,
Last Car Ride: 3 hours ago, just returned from Lausanne and had futtor in the park, 5a6ara it was fun 7amdella
Last Kiss: Sarooji good night
Last Movie Seen: Batman Begins, marra 7lew
Last Phone Call: Mamaty 7abeebat galby :*
Last CD Played: Tawfeeg Al-9ayi'3 sorat alkahf in the car

6 HAVE YOU EVERS:
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: I'm married t my best friend does that count? awwwwwwww :**
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Nope, good girl all the way *evil smirk*
Have You Ever Been Arrested: aish hada? americas most wanted?
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: No comment
Have You Ever Been on TV: Yes and for the stupidest reasons; the most recent when The today show decided to do a documentary on Saudi Arabia,
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Hasn't every good Arab done that? And I meant like in a 3azooma.

5 THINGS:
Thing You're Wearing: I'll tell you my footwear, UGGaustralias, heaven made, so comfortably comfortable.
Thing You've Done Today: cooked foul, rearranged the living room, almost finished knitting Sirajs scarf and finally doing this tag.
Thing You Can Hear Right Now: cars coming and going
Thing You Can't Live Without: Siraj, he is my EVERYTHING, literally. Jarab a7ad yilmasu I'll bite scratch and kick. My motherly insticints kick in when I'm with my lil darling.
Thing You Do When You're Bored: Take a bubble bath and drink twingings tea. My new addiction.

4 PLACES YOU'VE BEEN TODAY:
1. home
2. Lausanne
3. dvd rent place thingiee
4. ummm,,,, the playground.

3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO:
1. BA3ley
2. mamaty
3. and 3 more closest people,,,*fair*

2 CHOICES:
1. Black or White: I likeWhite, its such a pure and innocent color
2. Hot or Cold: HOT! I like my drinks hot, water hot, everything has to be HOT!

1 THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Have all of my sons and daughters to become the new Sala7 al Deins.
And I plan on having many many children inshalla.

Now moi tags:
deedz, rimyoleta, hibba, se3loah and itachi

Embrace, Cherish and Care

2005-10-24T22:30:00.000+02:00

For the past few months, I have been self absorbed. From the beginning of the summer and my only thoughts were of how to make my family better financially and more secure in the future.
My mind constantly in battle thinking, worrying, and hoping for what I dearly want. Willing for it to come true, yet terribly scared of what it might hold.

Last week a friend of my husbands invited us over for Futtor. He is of Tunisian origin, and the 2nd eldest of 5 boys and one daughter. Once we entered their home a bustling of happy chattering greeted us in the tiny apartment. We were welcomed warm-heartedly.

Their parents were well over their 50's yet bubbling with enthusiasm and energy. Asking us about this, telling us about that and "ya ahlan wa sahlan in between every other sentence".

The mother and I kept busy in the kitchen (her only daughter married this summer and moved to Germany) and you know what they say; "can't bond more then over a hot stove".
So we got to talking over almost everything while stressing over trying to serve futtor on time.

After having broke our fast and finally sitting down to have a hot cup of coffee. She poured her heart out. Literally telling me everything about her life, hardships and endurings that made her go on.

"Did you know that we came to Switzerland 6 years ago?
That we left our country and family and relatives because we are not allowed to practice Islam?
Did you know that they pull the scarves right out of the women's head in the middle of the street, if they found them covered?
We left our country, our home our family and everything we hold dear, and immigrated to Switzerland.
We are looked at as over stayers, we are unwanted of course, yet no one would dare say it to our face.
All this and still I'd give up a million times more , over and over just to practice Islam the way it should be.
My husband is part time Imam at the masjid, three of my sons attend university medicine/law/media and arts. I wear my Hijab proudly as does my daughter.
"Al-Hamdolila", I couldn't ask Allah for more, I have everything.
I lost a lot but gained tremendously more."

I sat in silence, thinking how this woman had gone through so much and still polishes her smile every day so it shines more then the last. How she has to stay strong and maintain her dignity and support her husband and children. She had done a great job, to see such young men who really are MEN, is undeniably a pleasure.

Every day women and men like her go through Hell and back, burned ripped and exhausted. But look hopefully at the next day, knowing that some way some how things will get better.

I kept thinking how we in the land of the Holy Mosques, want to be more open want more so called "women's rights". When we don't take the time to look at others. To TRULY imagine ourselves in their position. Visit the poor see how the live, what they eat, every little tid bit. When it all comes down to that, and we have bothered to take a little of our time and contributed to look at theirs, what do you think THEY really want? Not us the happy clan, who bicker and pout at the latest thing. No, its not about us anymore, we really are blessed whether most would admit it or not.

If we want to build a nation so strong, bonded by love and respect, all must benefit. We should look at the less fortunate and give them a chance. We the people, not Al-Saud, blame them all you want, it won't change a thing. It won't make any ones life better.

Everyone sins, no one is perfect. Let's get over that fact.

Embracing righteousness and modestly continuing yet cherishing our Religion Islam, all at the same time could never turn against us.

Embrace, Cherish and Care.
The three magic words that will take us to the top.

The unconventional way of being perfect

2005-10-21T05:37:00.000+02:00

Take is as it comes, for it will always be hurled your way. If you are smart envelop in the pain and let it grow on you. Feel the blood rush through your head, numbing all senses. Yes my sweet, in order to be perfect you must endure. Think patience if you will.

Patience is precious. Patience is more precious than a basket filled with diamonds.

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Diamonds are forever.

But your diamonds can not love you; your diamonds can not cherish you. Being perfect, will take to the highest levels of convenience, shut up and continue.

I love shiny, glittery, pretty things. I love pink. It is such a relaxing color, so feminine and girly. Pink is a color that should be handled with care, and not abused. Pink and diamonds go lovely together.

Pink and diamonds are PERFECT.

(The author has been submitted to dire pressure these days and might sound er,,, unstabile at the moment. She is perfectly fine given that she just drinks tea all night and wears pink, otherwise all is well. She is not high, just hyper.)

Female Driving x Public transportation

2005-10-18T14:43:00.000+02:00

I will be quick and get to the point, because I am utterly exhausted over the never ending debate of this issue. It is as if the only subject that should be brought to our attention, the only issue that should be raised always, and be solved immediately, hence given a Royal Decree at this SPECIFIED moment.

When comparing both allowing women to drive and bettering the Public transportation, I personally would go for the latter. Is it not we are searching for other means to come and go, to have the relative comfort of going to work/school/etc WITHOUT hassle.

Public transportation will benefit us in many, many ways.
Three types of buses should be distributed; a male bus, female bus and FAMILY bus.
The buses would be available for going to many places, work, colleges, malls and drop offs to neighborhoods.

Let us focus now on cheaper, faster and better for the environment.
No more endless traffic always. No more “fein alsawag?” No more spending so much of the countries petrol over SUV’s that go round and round the streets, prior to having had glanced a smile from a “FEMALE”!

When talking about rights and musts and have to`s. Lets sets our priorities straight and more beneficially active that will help most of the country.

I truly can not wait for women driving, but I would rather focus on more important issues. Transportation should be considered as a main concern

Everything will come in time when people are ready.

Forcing such HUGE radical changes, will create chaos and unneeded set-backs.

We have come so far, and are still continuing to grow. Looking at other countries and comparing what they have and we don't is plain childish. NOTHING THATS WORTH HALF A RIYAL came for free, whinning and complaing never gets you want you want.

The King and ABC

2005-10-15T22:07:00.000+02:00

The first ever interview after he took the throne, King Abdallah and Barbara Walters, are on tape for the viewing pleasure of you beautiful audience (Barbara, astonishingly that name means harj kateer o fady bil Hejazi,,,ya Omy bss zawadey rrrrrrrrr).

The transcript of King Abdallah's interview with Barbara Walters; courtesy of Leeno's finding it :)

The man is being interviewed by THE BARBARA WALTERS! We all know what that means, mix and bubble I smell trouble. She is interviewing him for the first time after being king. Lots of questions that are bound to spark controversy. Ey5.

BUT, it was actually a kick-ass interview that defiantly showed promise.

At 82 years old he had dignity and responded quite eloquently. I've just read the transcript and seen a little bit of the interview, but I was pleased. I liked the way he answered the questions, clearly he seems to be a man determined. He has a vision and wants to see it bloom before his eyes.

I had two Boody moments (3ala goltik ya fara7):

1- When asked about women driving this was his reply:
"I believe strongly in the rights of women,,, my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a woman, my wife is a woman. I believe the day will come when women drive. In fact, if you look at the areas in Saudi Arabia, the deserts and in the rural areas, you will find that women do drive The issue will require patience. In time, I believe it will be possible."
It wasn't the issue itself that tugged at me, but his earnest and heartfelt reply and show of emotion, he cares and it shows.

2- When Barbara said: " You can not just make a Decree that women drive?"
And he replied *m3 far9a3a sa'3eera* "I value and take care of my people as my eye" and pointed towards his eye while exclaiming his point.
Tislam 3ainak ya Gamar. Now if that aint cute then I just don't know what is.

A lot of intresting topics were covered. Read the transcript you won't be dissapointed.

Allah yi36eek al 3afiya Ya Sokar.:****
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On a wierder note:
Paris Hilton wants to make good with former bf/ Nicole Richie. She was accting "petty" her friends say ...... REALLLY?
I just bought vogue, elle, and vanity fair magazines. I promised myself no more bss ... those damn things are addictive.

Ma it5afu Rabakum twice in 1 DAY!

2005-10-13T17:59:00.000+02:00

Tagged Again:

Seven things I plan to do:
1- Get a BA in media and arts.
2- Have 10 children or just Sarooji, it all depends on how Mr. BLING BLING treats us in the future
3- Work in the UN. SHut up I want to, malakum da5al.
4- Be a kick-ass female journalist
5- Build my own mansion in 12 years time.
6- Get my masters after my BA,
7- Yallah what the hell, GET A BOOB job, everyone's doing it!

Seven things I can do:
1- Cry,,,, whenever I want, to get what I want :P
2- Be realllllllllly nice.
3- Cook Foul and KAbsa to Die FOR
4- I can read a novel in one day
5- LISTEN , I really Listen when people talk, unless its reallly boring than i just block or faint :P
6- Multitask- I'm a mama for goodness sake what did u think?
7- I can do it alll :)

Seven things I can't do:
1- Speak French Fluently, I still suck at it, M A J O R
2-Lie with a straight face.
3- Wear brown it makes me even whiter, which is like being invisible to
4- Stop Blushing at the most stupidest times.
5- Change my mind when its made up
6- Try to feel Good when I'm feeling terrible
7- Stay away from Makkah and Madinah, I have to go their at least twice a year.

Seven things I say most often:
1- Ohhhhhh
2- Awwwww
3- Wai ( DeeDee I think it a 7ijazi thing loool)
4- marrrrrrrrrra
5- ya nasoooo , cute
6- Siraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj NOOOOO!
7- Kick-ass ( I think its my new favorite word )
I just freaked out when read the most said words, Eyyyw( I say that a lot too) , trust me I'm not a speaking Barbie. I'm a black wannabe, still am always will be :P

Seven people I want to pass this tag to:
Lets go crazy the Whole freaking Blog Cooperation is tagged

In-TAG-gayt

2005-10-12T12:56:00.000+02:00

DeeDee Al- Lazooza tagged me ,,, here it goes :

1. Last movie you saw in a theater:Madagascar in FRENCH and we only stayed for an hour!

2. What book are you reading?The holy Qura'an

3. Favorite board game?Monopoly

4. Favorite magazine?Time and Newsweek, and sometimes vanity fair

5. Favorite smell? My Daddy(He smells heavnly always, every man should smell like him)

6. Favorite food? cheese fondue ( a Swiss traditonal food that consists of melted cheese in cute pot thingie that you dip bread in and eat, of course pickled onions are a must, and tea as the drink makes all the better :))

7. Favorite sound?Saroooji Sleeping

8. Worst feeling in the world?When I’ve done something wrong and the other person won’t forgive me

9. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?Siraj

10. Favorite fast food place? Hot dog express

11. Future child's name?6aha for a boi and Judy for a gurl

12. Finish this statement. If I had a lot of money:I’d be

13. Do you drive fast?I don’t drive at all :S

14. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Yes, but not with, next

15. Storms, cool or scary?Sea storms or weather storms? What kinda storms? Neways Scary

16. What was your first car?Barbie madrey aish car, it was pinkie and adorable

17. Favorite drink?pina colada and Grapillon Rouge sans alchol( marra yummy )

18. Finish this statement, "If I had the time I would..." :Travel more , much much more

19. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?Yes

20. I f you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?Blonde, bss not peroxide blonde , ya3ne the dark Golden color (habga jaytane )

21. Name all the different cities/ towns you have lived in? In order; (Jeddah), (Cairo,)(Washington D.C, Vienna, VA), (Riyadh), (Bulle, Switzerland)

22. Half empty or half full?Half full :D

23. Favorite sports to watch?Umm , not a sports fan, does Ma Ilak Illa Haifa count? Lol

24. One nice thing about the person who tagged you?Angelic *hugs*

25. Morning person, or night owl?I’m more of a morning person, bss not these days :(

26. Over easy, or sunny side-up?I like em both

27. Favorite place to relax? By the sea side and the breeze is cool and the sun is close to setting ( I miss Jeddah !) And lakes don’t count.

28. Favorite pie? Chocolate Pie with sugared raspberries on top

Everyone is tagged!

Rania EL-Baz A threat to OUR Society?

2005-10-08T23:34:00.000+02:00

Here we go Again and Again and Again, this women just can't get enough!

Click Here for the full story.

She's making the most of her five minutes of fame, Ya5eey She's trying to extend it to 5 decades of the Jerry Springer Show.

She feels she is "unsafe" in Saudi anymore so she did what any person threatened might do , flee the county in a lorry filled with food and leave her three children behind. Yes, any decent person might do that. Just abandon your children in the country you feel unsafe in, and head to Paris so you can attend that women's rights conference. Whoop-dee-doo gurl power that is.

In a world filled with hypocrites, critics, and Oprah we stand out like a red slick of pretty tarnished lipgloss. Everyday, the press and world seems to conjure more ways to make Saudi Arabia look like a closed tent filled with tiny covered rabbits being swallowed alive by Anacondas.

Reality check, please spare us the sympathy, and see our achievements. Our women are kick-ass, hands down, no contest. We comply with our religions orders, we are respectable, we don't use our bodies to promote selling "items" ( please spare me the drama, you know I don't mean prostitutes, because they are everywhere!). And most amazingly of all is that we can actually juggle two careers are once! Super women eat your heart out. We can and will and will and will!

So when little things get in our way, we will fight back. We won't accept insignificant little ouch-lings. Let her go to Paris or London. Let her believe she is the voice of Saudi women. Anyone who has half a brain would know that true accomplishments come from real work, from the sweaty foreheads and life long dreams turned reality. From true GOOD intentions that will a person to the highest extent. Those are our Saudi women who deserve acknowledgment, that deserve praise to its highest standards.

So excuse me if I might hold a tiny bit of disdain to a women who serves to feed the world off negative approach.

Ramadan Kareem Ya 7abaybi

2005-10-05T00:06:00.000+02:00

Ramadan , Ramadan, Ramadan.

The holiness, the sweetness, the purified, cleansed feeling that one gets during this precious month, makes me wish that all year round was Ramadan.

The air smells better, the people feel better, and good golly gosh we even get nicer.

Everything about Ramadan is perfect. The prayer, the love that vibrates all around and the smiles that give off true joy.

It's truly a family time of year. A Muslim time of year when we actually set our diffrences aside and come closer.

Lets try extra hard this year to make the best of it, pray more, read quraan more and just be realllllly really GOOD !

Ya rab Yideem 3alaina ni3mat Ramadan, o yiheddena o yi9li7na o tiyoob 3aliana fey hada alshahar alkareem :)

Kol sana o intum 6aibeen ya 7lween : *

This Ramadan I'm thankful for having so many new people in my life. And more thankful for having the best of freinds still in my heart. I'm thankful for every scratch and every smile, for every giggle and every tear that I have ever recieved and ever given.

I'm just gonna give a teeny weeny shout out to the people I really adore`;
-Mama and Baba I love you and miss you sooooo much it hurts just looking at your pictures. I really wish I was safely snuggled in our home.
-My sisters and hot lil brother, just be good this once, and Dania and 3azooz stop fighting for the love of god, your driving mama crazy.
-Fara7 ya wi7sha when I called u the other day (not sleeping the whole day before) and could'nt even get a wink after we hung up. I reaaallly miss you, I miss everthing about you, but mostly your sweetness and kick-ass sense of humor. (And I miss your moms Jareesh :"( and I also missed abla hind loool)
- Da3doo3aty ya sokaraty bosa kabeera.
- And everyone in this whole entire world :)

Take care you all and a happy new year ( wallah this damn ending of the merry xmas song is stuck in my mind !!?)

2005-09-30T01:03:00.000+02:00

First thing is first:
KOL SANA O INTUM TAIBEEYEN, RAMADAN IS ALMOST HERRRE YAAAY!! ( I said it first , I rock totally :D)

Secondly:
I LOVE YOU ALL, (WELL MOST OF U NEWAY :p)
SO TAKE CARE OF URSELVES MARRRA AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS PRECIOUS MONTH!!

third:
lotsa n lotsa things have happened that I want to write about, but just too damn lazy to do so. Remind me later cuz mashalla sirt nasaaaaya mara.

fourth:
I'm sooo hyper these days its freaky (so forgive the huge fonts)

and a happpy new year whoaaah ( dunno just felt like saying it)

l

2005-09-25T22:49:00.000+02:00

OH CRAP!
Not ANOTHER ALL NIGHTER !!!

Circus is in TOWN!! Yippee

2005-09-22T20:40:00.000+02:00

"YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY"
My ears are still ringing from our little rendevous with the circus.

It was jam packed filled with children to the brim.
It was so awesome and amazing and just darn fun.

Habeebi Sarooji was soo excited and loved it, it was so cute watching his eyes aglow with laughter and tiny little hands clapping. It made me love the cirrus even more.

Of course he was only amused for an hour and after that got fidgety and wouldn't stay still for a second. So off we were back to the house, and back to my Best Friend Bear in the Big Blue House.

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Now he's sound asleep and I'm awake with hunger.

I've been told my Gorgeous mother, if I don't lose weight she will personally see to my whipping. loooooool
As I know my mother well, she's good for her word.
So here I am hungry and my beautiful curvaceous body turning into skin n bones
I think I look great now I have a better figure than before. I was just too skinny.
To tell the truth I kinda miss being thin.

Now I'm stuck between wanting to be thin and wanting my current curves.
I blame it on Sweesra ( as it is called in La Arabe Sauodite).
They have the best cheeses and chocolate and milk and the most freshest of fresh air imaginable. You know that means, INDULGE. And indulging I have. To the point where I just don't want to leave.
And in two months we are :(
I'm going to go cry now and drink skimmed milk with canderal sugar.
Envied I am.

Can't live with'em or without'em

2005-09-18T15:52:00.000+02:00

With Bear in the Big Blue House singing in the backround and a toddler dancing around, the Converstaion started out like this:

Her: How come you don't get me flowers everyday?
Him: How come you don't cook everyday?
Her: Don't you DARE change the subject!
Him: You know how I feel about buying flowers. Why let beautiful things, Alive and thriving die in front of your eyes.
Her: Your killing me, just killing me , I'm going to nag you all day until I get them, at least once a week.
Him: *sighing really hard* When we move, I'll fill our garden with flowers how does that sound?
Her: *thinking* No.
Him: You're so cute.
Her: AWWWW really ?
Him: You know it, how about going out today anywhere you want.
Her: Ok, but lets go out now.
Him: Whatever you want Ya Galby. ( with a content grin on his face)

Men !! Can't live with them, Can't never ever live without them. Life is so complicated.
" Imagine a world without men, You would have happy fat women"

This story is unrelated to the author. It it fiction.

Turn, Snatch and poof goes the bag!

2005-09-16T01:46:00.000+02:00

I have been robbed. Shamlessly.
I’m too much in shock to even got through all the details
How did this come to happen you may ask.
While playing with Siraj.
I turn my back on my bag for 30 seconds to put him in the car thingies and poof goes Louis.
My perfect Louis Vuitton bag with the matching wallet and all my credit cards, cash, special tidbits and mementos and lets not forget my channel sunglasses, But worst of all my brand new ipod! I haven’t even had it for 2 weeks and Salamu Alakiuim its probably being sold in some dark alley for 50 francs, so some guy can sniff some poor version of marijuana.
Ughhhhh al7amdolla inshalla (ita5ath al sharr)
But I can’t help and feel guilty, it was my fav bag and had my precious belongings inside. And to make things worse when my parents found out they were like its ok sweetie, habeebti we’ll get you a nicer one. My daddy is in New York right now probably being badgered by my mama on what to get me (funny conversation I had today with him loool I luv him. BABATY I LOVE LOVE LOVE U :*)
Habeebi got it for me as a surprise and it had and that’s why I’m really pissed off! And the fact that the thief would wait while I was distracted with my son to snatch it well that is just damn Spineless.
The police came and 7ooosa, I don’t feel like talking about it.
I’m not making sense right now even to myself and it sux!
I need to go pray and release negative energy.
If that bastard were in Saudi he’d have one hand by now. I hope they find him.

Love

2005-09-13T16:12:00.000+02:00

I love your smile
I love your scent
I love your faults
I love you sarcasm
I love your patience
I love your innocence
I love your haughtiness
I love it when you’re mad
I love it even more when you’re angry
I love the way you spoil me relentlessly
I love the way I’m caged by your jealousy .
I love it how everyone worships the ground you walk on, me being the first.
I love the way your eyes keep me in a trance consistently, yet I never want to be set free.

I love you.

Japanese/French and awhole buncha S***

2005-09-10T22:13:00.000+02:00

I just came back from Montreux. I am totally in love with this little city.
The way the city is settled on Lake Geneva is breath-taking. Surrounded by lush green mountains and tiny chalets adorning the greenery, it’s a sight to behold. I’d like to share three events and thoughts that occurred to me while I was there in order of their occurance:

While there I noticed that excessive amount of Chinese/Japanese nationalities. And the lack of Arab nationalities (Finally!). Of course they have come back to attend their colleges and uni’s and even highschool. And the Arabs have gone to home sweet home for the same reason.
What always grabs my attention, is their style. Every where I look I see chic Asian women clad in fabulous and not slutty clothes. The look so good in anything, I wonder how they pull it off? I bet they aimed for just casual but ended up looking HOT. Or maybe it’s just my obsession with them, I don’t know. But people I’m telling you I love the way they dress.

HEAR ALL ABOUT IT, I LOOK LIKE A FARANCEYA!
While playing with Saroojey today, the two most adorable little girls approached me. They started cooing Siraj and playing with him. I asked the girls (6 and 3 years old) where they were from, and the eldest replied: ArRiyadh.
And now we had a little conversation going on.
Me: Do u like Sweesra?
Cute lil girl: Ey ( she was soo petite and shy it was adorable)
Her mother was on the other bench of the park.
Cute lil Girl: Is he your brother?
Me: No habeebi he’s my son ( Huge Grin on my face, I don’t know why I love it when people think that )
Cute lil girl: My sister is older than him
Me: Ya, Mashalla she’s a big girl.
Cute lil Girl: Inti Faranceeya?
Me: LoooooooooL now I officially love this girl. Me French? LOOOL. This is the first time I have ever been mistaken for one. And wait it gets better. The mother comes towards us and we have a little chit chat. And I told her that her girls thought that I was French. And we both laughed about it. But than she said; well they got that from me. Because I said “mashalla Faranceya Muslima” when I saw you. But now I realize that you aren’t obviously. But you look Ajnaby. We said our goodbyes and she left.

It had me wondering all my life I’ve been said to look Afghani, Hindi, Syrian, Eygptian, Bokharey. But never once was I referred to as from a European nationality. Now that Adorable family made my day :)

Now I retreat to the dreary part:
Just when I thought all was well in the jewelry industry I stumble upon this;
A collection of the most hideous, gothic, huge, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME rings. They were the ugliest pieces of jewelry I have ever set my eyes on. And shocker! There was a tiny piece of paper next to the rings with: SAUDI PRINCESS. I’m not sure if that’s the name of the collection or they are specifying the designer. All in all it was EYW. I wish I had a camera just to take pics of the monstrous things.
Ugly rings + Saudi Princess = Expensive.
The question is how expensive.
72,000 Swiss Francs expensive. !!!!!!!!
216,000 Saudi Riyals expensive !!!!!!!!
Good lord grant them taste or let them design cheap jewelry.
The world is filled with ugly things, we don't need royalty making it worse,

That was my fun-filled French-looking, Japanese loving day :)

Being a MOMMY

2005-09-05T21:22:00.000+02:00

This is my normal day:
Running around the house in my pink shorts trying to catch a toddler before he drinks out of the toilet which he considers breakfast. Finally scooping him up and placing him on his high chair (the only place he can't wiggle, jump or slide his way out). Seating him properly than giving him chocolate so I can have at least 3 minutes of unhurried bliss. Two and a half minutes later he throws himself on my lap and runs his little butt away. Quickly he runs to the bedroom goes under the bed and pushes the laptop that I try to hide oh so terribly, and jumps on it. Running and cursing under my breath I pick him up and have no other choice than to lock us both in the living room, until my husband arrives with my sanity. Ohh and lets not forget about the walls. The beautiful chocolate stained walls that are the envy of any home owner. Back in the living room I start to count the grey hair that seems to appear magically everyday. While I stupidly focus on my hair alafandy gets busy. He knows he shouldn't waste a precious moment of ruining everything insight. I look up and find him wedged between the window and the shutter!!! Siraaaaaj AAHHH get down from there ya walady!!! Habeebi mommy luuuuves, now listen to what she says OR ELSE! Yes people we all know the OR ELSE coming from a mother means. Your going to get a timeout or spanking most probably both. He comes to me than when he sees my eyes are alit with fire and sits on my lap, and hugs me!!! Awwww wallah the best feeling in the world. His little tiny body comforted in mine I can feel the love radiate all over the room. Now I start to cry. Its just sooo beautiful a little tiny thing soo loving and precious. As he cuddles more he falls asleep. And I wonder how God can give me such strong feelings towards my child.

I'd do anything for him. I'd sacrifice for him, die for him, kill for him. I'd strangle the object of his sadness with my bare hands. I'd go to immeasurable lengths to hear his laughter.
God lord I have never felt this strongly over anyone, this possessiveness that makes him mine only. And lord knows that I'm a possessive woman. Being a mother is on a whole nother level.

And then he wakes up.
The cycle continues.

I've dealt with the impossible, My son is a little daredevil from eating glass to almost jumping out the window (we are on the 12th floor!) Running to cars, eating bugs, touching fire, you name it, he's done it.

I believe I have every right to bitch at my husband at the end of the LOOONG day I've had. IF want a god damn nanny to help me out I deserve it. If we eat take out every other day than AHSAN.

Why did Prophet Muhammed (pbuh) say that heaven is under your mothers feet?
For all the hardships we go through. Pregnancy and going through labor are the most a person can endure.

HA, NO MAN CAN SURVIVE GOING THROUGH 60 SECONDS OF CONTRACTIONS.

Women are born leaders, fighters, lovers, givers, takers, and the list is a mile long.
We need need compassion, love, hugs, and kisses all the time the stabile us. Even if we don't receive them, you can be sure that you will.

Marriage Facts ;~)

2005-09-01T13:08:00.000+02:00

Some Marriage facts that are entertaining and vaguely true;

1- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

2-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

3-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

4-Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die

5-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

6-A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

7- Your wife is ALWAYS right, ALWAYS!( this ones for u sweetie :)

AIGHT!!

2005-08-29T22:22:00.000+02:00

Ok hold up! What the hell is up with guys and Steven seagal? Every time we rent a movie my loved one goes and gets his highness Steven Seagal. But if God forbid he didn't find a movie about him he gets VanDame !? looooooool.
Why are men so obsessed with these guys, why are their movies the first thing they think about renting or watching?

WE just watched this movie, S.S. with Ja Rule, HAHAHAAAA, wallah my sides hurt from laughter, one second, loooool , ok,what's up with all the facial expressions? I have never seen a human being twist his mouth clench his jaw and blink an eye at the same time. And watching S.S. trying to act Black Haaha "AIGHT", and please Ja Rule as an action figure loooool. They brought tears to my eyes. Honey the part he was supposed to die was the most comical of all. The movie was supposed to be an action/kinda comedy I guess. But whoah mama we got it geared in as comedy central.
After watching endless S.S. movies I've concluded that this is my fav.
I'm sooo hooked up on caffeine and laughing so hard, don't know what I'll do tonight. I actually wanna meet this guy, Hell I wanna make a movie with him!
I'll just be one of his wives/gf's that are in begining of the movies than are shot to death. Oh well, my 5 min of fame , or wait was that Van Dame's thing? Anyways,,,

what's your Fav S.S movie???

And how do u get sober from caffeine I'm soo hyped up right now, God be with the neighbors there in for a treat tonight :D

Tagged!!

2005-08-26T12:47:00.000+02:00

I have been tagged been tagged by Dee, Here goes nothing;
10 years a go: living in Washington D.C , a total always in fights with boys :/

5 years ago: turned into the girlest girl and totally feminine , also one of my most popular years

1 year ago: moved to Switzerland, and hated it

Tomorrow: Mmm hopefully we're going to Moleson are really cool town, ill post pics if we go inshalla :)

5 snacks I enjoy: pickled onions, chocolate, strawberries, raseberries, crepe

5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs: Sami Yusuf, Mariah Carey, Tupac, Eminem, 50 cent,

5 things I'd do with $100,000,000: a portion to charity. Give the rest to my parents and hubby(none of them would accept any of it so I'm back to); investing, spending, and giving away and spending some more.

5 locations I'd like to run away to: Makkah, AL-Madina Al Munura, Gstaad, My mamas house, My grandmamas house

5 bad habits I have: I hurt easily, I cry fast, kinda spoiled, gotta have what I want, total suck up :S

5 things I will never wear: stripped pantyhose, red pantyhose, fishnet pantyhose, leopard fur, and black nail polish eywww I hate these things marrra

5 TV. shows I like: Desperate HOUSEWIVES( I can relate), friends, punk'd, tash my tash, moslsalat ma9reya o ga6areeya

movies I like: Ever After, Stepford Wives, Moulin Rouge, Troy, Snow White, I know its a cartoon but I love it :)

5 people I'd like to meet: Alrasul M7md (saw)
than, King Faisal, King Abdallah(I think he's soo adorable), OBL,

5 biggest joys at the moment: living in switz, being with my family, shopping, doing nothing, my special somethin from my special someone ;)

5 fav toys: my dolls sara, sara and sara ( i've had them since 4ever, my daddy got me them, remind me to tell u the story bout them later) my white fuzzy teddybear 3abdilwahad( lool i named him when i was 9 ) and last but not least mt lil 6a3oom walady ( i play with him he could count as my personal antika :)))

Now I tag: Hibba, Temetwir, Wa2el, Janjoon, and Farra7 when u get back bilsalama inshalla :))

Wish me LUCK!

2005-08-25T18:31:00.000+02:00

I 've been praying for something to happen this past month
I want it to happen badly
Wish me luck o ad3oleey ,,,
thnxx :))

xxxXXXxxx

And of coarse I'll tell u if it happens!!

Mars our 2nd moon for a day :)

2005-08-23T13:16:00.000+02:00

MARS IS GOING TO BE THE SECOND MOON FOR EARTH FOR A DAY !!!NO ONE ALIVE WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN!!!
The Red Planet (MARS) is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history.The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of - 2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide.
By August 27, Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot.At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. by the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12: 30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

The countdown begins 4 more days to go ,,,,

BACK!!!

2005-08-21T21:17:00.000+02:00

I'm Back!!! I never thought we'd leave until M7md came back from 9alat al jom3a and screamed pack the bags we're leaving !! ( ok, he didn't actually scream but u get the point!!)

Anyways I was just standing there trying to let it sink in for a moment, while he whirlwinded around the house trying to stuff his clothes into a tiny suitcase,

Where we goin SWEETIE? Was All I asked.
Yallah its a surprise shake that booty and ready the suitcase we got less than an hour.
Where we goin 7abiby? He sensed that I would turn this into a war when

He replied: " I know how much you love GSTAAD so we're going there to spend the weekend "

AWWWWW I actually almost bought it. But Puh-leeese when u just suddenly out of nowhere decide to pack and keep looking at your watch u know somthing's goin on.

After we finished our Drama-Escapade " you know its bound to happen when I aint even close to being ready"

We left in an hour and 2,5 hours later meet with his parents there.
Al7amdolila we had the nicest time ever and has the cutest parents mashalla. Their youngest son went to college and now its like their on their 2nd honeymoon!!

YaNasoooo so adorable, I LUV OLD PEOPLE!! I CAN'T WAIT TO GROW OLD!!
We had such a good time mara al7amdolia, I feel so uplifted I think everyone should come to Swiss it Tihabil!

PS: I know I take crappy pictures so be kind!!

BY THE WAY : WTF??? " I sweared eyw 3arfa but what WTF?!?!"
Read this and I'm assuming you'll get the same reaction:

A Dog's Life:
Paris Hilton recently hit hip South Beach eatery China Grill with a group of pals, including music producer Scott Storch, a Saudi prince and a female friend. The final member of their party? Hilton's prized Chihuahua pup Tinkerbell, who ate Caesar salad. (Yes, you read that right.) Meanwhile, the human members of the group feasted on chicken satay, Caesar salad, ginger dumplings, two skirt steaks and a large order of Szechwan beef. The group, surrounded by bodyguards, downed two rounds of Patron tequila before leaving a 20 percent tip and heading out at 11:30 p.m.

10 THINGS I HATED THIS WEEK

2005-08-16T13:47:00.000+02:00

10- It rained for 3 days straight and we couldn't go anywhere

9- I won't be getting the Gucci Bag in the color I wanted its out of stock ( I've waited for 3 months to find a perfect bag for going to the Uni.)

8- A spoiled 15 year old najdey hit on me thinking I was his age in the Geneva Carnival Fest, he was dumbfounded to know I was married and much older than he thought. ( a compliment in a weird way I guess :/)

7- Men are soo stubborn!!!!! It makes me get violent and I am a sweet tempered person usually

6- We went out with my fathers friend and the most embarrassing thing happened EVER and he pictured it and thought it was Hilarious, being the good friend he was he sent a copy to my DADDY also!!!

5- I can't seem to finish the painting I've started

4- I promised myself innu 7a5tum al8ur2an this month wal lil asaf I didn't.

3- I might not attend the university I have in mind

2- I hate the ridiculous way Arabs are thought of , but hey we brought it on ourselves, with the whole shanangin of: look at me, look at me!!! I'm loaded!!! Woohoo

1- The number on thing that ticked me off was Rania Al-baz. We sympathized with u at first and even wished that that bastard of husband of yours dead, but slowly u became the Saudi Woman Icon all over the world . You don't represent us and never will. I am soo ashamed of your horrendous illogical actions that you have taken just for the name of Fame.

Geneva Carnival Fest!!!

2005-08-14T15:44:00.000+02:00

First thing is first, We went to the Geneva carnival Yesterday and we had such a BLAST!
Mn JD it was soooo fun ,,, Even though the place was populated by *Badu. ( beneath the post u will find a description of what I mean )

Every year Switzerland holds the Carnival for like two weeks during the beginning
of August. Allah A3lam but its been said that the late Malik Fahd (Allah yir7amu has paid in advance for the takaleef of the Carnival For 10 years straight!!! ( I was on the verge of saying something but Allah Yir7amu o BSS!!!)

TIME OUT, Here's the thing that pissed me off the most:

While we were circling through the streets of the hottest city ever I ACTUALLY FOUND A STARBUCKS NOT ONE BUT 2??? ita5aylu ,, wallah I wanted to cry I was sooo happy I mean the caramel frappacunio mn zammmman 3anu, "yes a I am trying to Boycott anything that helps Israel IN Anyway and I read an article about *bucks that they do" But hey I swear it was like kont batwa7am or something!

Anyways a5eran we found a spot and parked. I was mo9era that I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO have a caramel frapacinu and my husband being the sweetie that he is obliged to get me one.

So there we were *bucks just a 10 meters away when HELLO something was wrong ?!?!?
The WHOLE place and I mean in and out was covered ,every single inch with 5aleejeyn !! I am not kidding there was even an orangelamborgine (hope I spelled that right?) with a qa6ar 16111 something like that license plate..

Allah yi5aleekum Bala GARAF was all that struck my mind , I mean 7aram 3alakum u just came from *bucks that in al3lolya to one that's in Geneva? I so wanted to picture the insanity but M7MD advised that they would kick our butts (And I love mine dearly so noway did I do it )

Ashkal wa alwan they were ; some girls were pretty some ugly some mot7ajibat and some kashfat, but the thing they all had in common was the severe make-up that was applied to their face , and it was hideous, well most of them anyway, the whole place reeked of feminine perfume.

Sub7an Allah they even were separated the Girls sat inside and the boys outside " probably to look after their precious cars ... Of course all of them were amazing!

IN the end I didn't even get my caramel Frapacinu :(
It was just too crowded in there and I would have killed him if he looked at any of the girls by mistake so **** it o ma3a alf salama .

Ya ok I didn't write about the carnival next post inshalla ,, but this is really one of the things that ticked me off while we were there ..

*BADU: Are mostly people that talk with a rough accent and see themselves as superior to others, they find themselves gorgeous, perfect and derived of any sin,. When mostly they are ignorant and lack Iman, of course not all badu are badu just the people I have described above. When I refer to badu I mean them. Not the sweet kind and god fearing najdeeyan just the loose ones

Pics from SWISS

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Gstaad My LOVE:
Yes people this is the famous skiing country side that Paris Hilton went to this year!

It is loaded with the rich and famous. Obviously since it is sooo peaceful and magnificent. This is my favorite place in all of Switzerland. They have it all and its like kubur 7arat alro'9a fey jeddah!! Its that tiny but TIJANIN!!

p.s: Hubby and Saroojey in the background :)))

Montreux" The 5aleeji gathering joint in the Summer"
Montruex 5A6EEERA MAAARARA at least before it started getting really crowded. We went there like 3 weeks ago before the King died and it was packed bil Su3udieen and Kuwatieen, Shay mo 6abeee33y. The mana'6er were sooo disgusting i was this close inu a2dib awlad girfeen but thats a whole story by itself!!
P.S : DO U SEE THAT ADORABLE TODDLER IN THE GRASS??? Thats my lil baby :)

Beautiful Bulle the tiny town we live in.
This pic was taken from window in January " it was snowing up until may"!!!!

Drama in the Supermarket

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Me and my little family go to the supermarket like 3 times a week (I usually forget half the things we need and end up buying a cart full of chocolate) No kidding.

Anyways this time it was different while we were pushing our cart to the top on the electrical escalator the women in front of us ( poor thing she had to two children mashalla who were very 7rkeyen).

By the time we got to the top the little girl in front of us got stuck underneath the cart and it was pushing her to the edge of the escalator.!!!!!

OH MY GOD,

I suddenly found myself next to the mother on the floor of the moving escalator trying to pull the little girl out.

The poor little girl was crying and the mother was shaken and I was both.

This probably happened in like 20 seconds but wallah 7asat innu it was for half an hour.

Finally the mother pulled her out and was trying to calm her little girl, we checked on the little girl and found her al7amdolila fine just a little shaken

When we left the supermarket M7md was trying to calm me down because I was crying and shaking so bad.
I don't know what got to me, bss I felt soo relieved and started kissing Siraj marra and thanking GOD.

It's such a scary sitution to be in. I never knew that I could react fast in times like that. I always thought that I'd freeze and not know what to do.

I'm an ACT ON THE SPOT WOMAN!!!

S.V.P c'est Moi

2005-08-07T13:10:00.000+02:00

The hectic life of me !!!
THis is what i thought, why not blog about my life " very kinda almost intresting :/"
Because for some reason my GA9eemy freind thinks that I am a stuck up Hijazy GURL?!! "
i know mara 5arboo6a
so i decided to prove you wrong fara7 + i am very bored and i think this will improvise in tying to make me creative. whatever
Till then,,,